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The Dumb Zone 12-16-24

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filmed a video about the Carolina Panthers and sweatpants in the backyard of his mobile home yeah he’s uh he’s now dating Lan’s Mom that’s right yep what was that bit anyway I’m D I’m J I’m Blake [Music] Jones along with Michael copelan whoa red hot Michael Copeland I knew this Monday felt a little here copel for or is it a Michael what is it your website throw on the mic where are you a Copeland production a Copeland production we’ll get him a mic a Copeland production no s this one okay so it’s a copel smart it’ll be in the front he’s got a stainle cup it’ll be in the front of the Yellow Pages Blake watch the Yellow Pages oh wow uh let’s see where all the phone numbers are and stuff okay I’ve had to use it before bet my daughters don’t know what the Yellow Pages are I think I looked up uh Blockbuster phone numbers I think that’s why I use Yellow Pages hi Michael so you can call see if they have they had the new NHL game in stock or not that was a big part of my weekend or summer you know call the local video update have you guys got the new Tomb Raider nah someone beat you to it phone book was fun okay uh yeah a Copeland production that is uh home for your video production needs it’s home for ours today because uh we don’t have usuge video man we have hot video man happy to be here in here making us all uh making us moist here I toau my garage the day after a Cowboy game it’s Cowboy Monday I understand we’re actually live streaming on YouTube so some people are watching us live that’s cool uh many we will be talking to you later and in fact not as many we will be talking to later but uh I I suppose you still have a chance to be a part of this if you would like to so on our new website Dums zone.com it’s hosted by substack and they were the guys trying to get us to move over there from patreon substack is well known as they’re the place for writers like independent writers like Bob Sturm perhaps sure um but also they want to let the world know hey we can host podcasting too and they’re trying to up their podcast game so they’re trying to get us to move over there from uh patreon and we did a soft move we didn’t move everything but you can move over there if you want uh and they do offer a couple of uh extra things over on substack and one of those is that you could sign up for a annual which would be just a great Christmas gift idea for uh for for your man or your lady or your mom or your uh your wife’s boyfriend or your yes anybody you know would probably just uh be giddy or they’d be like H okay either way we’d be happy about it sure but you could also get a uh a DZ VIP and the VIP uh level of um subscribership will uh we want to try and offer a lot of extra things for the DZ VIP we’re not so that’s pretty vague but we’re we are sure one of those things is going to be a quarterly Zoom brainstorming meeting yeah think of it like your shareholders call could be a business review could be a let’s talk about first quarter and if you got some ideas for us I’ve already got one we got an email this morning about some ideas that maybe a little festival type thing we could host uh we’re all for it we’re idiots we need help uh maybe it’s just like an AMA maybe it’s just doing that are these upfronts I think upfronts are when you know what you have oh can we do that like a meeting sure can the next one be that yeah because I’ve always wanted ever since I learned that term I wanted to be part of it we want upfronts okay yeah up tops I think usually what uh what has to happen is you have to sit on stage with the people you do your show with you have to have a couple bottles of water get advertisers right yeah and then they they ask you questions about whether or not you know the spawn is coming back or whatever comic book character I don’t know but I like the concept okay our next one is called upfronts this one I don’t know what we’re going to see what it’s going to be and it’s tonight at 6 so actually if you are a DZ VIP subscriber whatever email you use to subscribe there has been a an invite link sent to you I believe the zoom room will open at 5:30 to start getting in there I believe Spinx is going to be a big part of this on trying to figure out or help us you know he’ll moderate and help get people to the stage I I don’t know how it works we’re going to find out but if you want to interact with us if you want to uh give us some ideas if you just want to I don’t know yell Baba buoy Baba buy at us I I don’t care what you do just uh ask yeah just hang out Walsh if you just want to sit in the back yeah in a in a maybe sit in the corner your body your choice kind of slowly work it yeah why not do a tubing tubing just looking at uh all the the uh participants and should try to recreate that photo where like half the audience it’s doing hand over mouth boy we could have done that for the calendar write that down for the next calendar boy tubin coming at him hot and heavy today as it were no tonight tonight at 6 um I’m not as excited just because I just I forgot my this my kid’s first day back in town and then she’s like oh okay where are we going to eat tonight and I was like ah actually I forgot about this thing just do a late dinner but she’ll be here you’re not working tomorrow I don’t eat late I know but you can break the rules every now and then I don’t like to either you know but I wanna it’s it’s part of it I don’t like to break rules I like to follow rules so you are off the rest of the week after today uh Danny will be here in the den with L with myself on Thursday and Friday and tomorrow we have the star of the Mavericks YouTube show this week round ball talk Mike soroy will be filling in tomorrow oh nice so I’ll get to introduce Mike rooy to another football player this week it’ll be Brandon Aubrey after Chris gronowski last week oh that’s right he was uh here with us on the the football stream he bonded quite well with ice Shaker ski so yeah it’s a big week week it’s a fun week we’ll see well okay can’t be that fun without me let’s be honest that might have been what I meant I am the fun oh uh we do want to do a weekend check well I got a lot guys you do I do weekend check brought to you by Fairlee the good people at Fair leas fairlease.org it’s simple can help you lease your next vehicle they’ll make it all very seamless White Glove service what does that mean Blake it’s good they will handle it from beginning to end that means the middle part as well it’s a three-step process you go uh find your vehicle online you do a little consultation that’s it the third step is they deliver you the car they will bring it to your home it’s cost effective leasing they’ll bring it to your office whatever you want them to do drive now pay later zero money down no payments for 60 days Danny and his people over at Fair leas are just that fair and good people mileage options from 10K to 30k so please when it’s time to upgrade your vehicle scene think first of our friends at Fair leas fairlease.org my stuff’s pretty quick number one went grocery shopping at Tom Thumb actually went with the thought because we need to restock since uh Co I have learned to stock the shelves I don’t want to run out of toilet Pap the good toilet paper or the good paper towels so we got to have at least four of uh the big packs of each of those why don’t you get like a bulk store membership you buy all the same stuff yeah don’t you guys stop yelling at me we’re trying to help trying to help you well so I went to Tom Thumb and I thought you know what I will save money because I’ll go ahead and get some uh some vid shots some Co shot because I’ve been meaning to do so and I went in there and as you know last week I had a cough that wouldn’t uh it was persistent and then uh like the sniffles and whatnot and they were like hey you got have you been sick and I’m like well yeah and they were like o uh you might want to just wait wait a day or so and I was like yeah but I’m going out of town Tuesday and they go well it actually doesn’t really start kick it starts building up but it doesn’t kick in full um Force for like two weeks so they advised me not to get the shot that day uh to come back next week get the shot uh but I still went and did my shopping and look at my bill Blake the guy that uh rang it up was like whoa oh wow he hit 200 on the dot incredible and so I came how you not see the beauty of that that’s fun I brought this home to my wife and my wife’s like she said exactly what the cashier said which was what did he say after after this make a wish or something similar your lucky day your lucky day oh you should play the lottery you should play the lottery oh man completely nonsensical my wife said that exact same thing and then yes I said yeah but wouldn’t the odds on that like if I hit two really weird anomaly things in the in the course of two hours that’s probably infant you know the odds of that are way way longer you wasted your luck on something that’s not that cool so said the lesson here is I should play the lottery every other day but today ah yes that Bud Light Lime hit you helps you hit 200 for my wife why do you look at my list of what I bought that the first thing I did was look at it at your list I’d love to get AO got some white r here exactly line I only bought like six items but it came up to $200 because I bought in bulk Coke Zero and Dr Pepper diet huh yeah but he got a lot of savings on the Coke Zero that’s great dude right you got to buy three and then you get whatever but I bought six I bought or no I bought nine of those I bought Dr Pepper I think I’ve purchased it before for uh what minimal meal prep I do but it’s very funny there’s a brand of white rice called success because the honest truth is if you’re just making a bunch of rice as your meal success has eluded you to a certain extent those are the boilin bags and I believe I’m uh that means you’re A Cut Above if you don’t have to just do the regular common giant bag of rice oh that’s funny great success and then [Music] um I want to tell you guys about something I’ve never eaten before and now it’s like my favorite food oh big weekend and I know you’re gonna make fun of me but I didn’t even know what it was before um I didn’t know what a tamale was what all right probably not probably don’t have him in Ohio he’s lived here for like 30 years but he eats the same stuff every day I’m trying to not jump them I thought it was like a pepper because you hear hot tamale right so that makes me think it’s a PPP one of those uh like this the Chili’s logo or something like I thought okay that pepper that’s a chili yeah a chili pepper but I thought that’s what a tamale was I was like I don’t want Molly and then and then uh so for business Wednesday I interviewed this guy named tamali Dave uhuh you ever hear of padrino foods I have that’s his born name actually tamali Dave yeah um but anyway he’s a dude we’ve come in contact with come to know a little bit and um apparently padrino Foods is like a big deal and he started he built up this business so it was an interesting talk you’ll be hearing that on Wednesday uh subscriber info only or subscriber whatever content but yeah then he gave me a box of tamali and some are bean some are cheese some are chicken whatever and so apparently that you wrap it in this thing it’s a yeah did you know about this have you guys all had tamali yes what are you saying right now because you don’t eat this no don’t eat the thing that they wrap it in but then once you pull it off it kind of looks like there’s a husk under it but it’s like this cornmeal thing and it’s uh mhm so CU I had to ask my wife how to cook them and apparently it it just comes in a vacuum sealed thing and you just lay it in the pan and put water on it and then warm it for 20 minutes it was great and so yeah I had it for dinner I had it for lunch today is this amazing Michael I just want to let everybody know about the tamale keep an eye out for it yeah I think this is going to really I think people are going to like buying stock in tamale yeah yeah so am I getting in early very popular around Christmas uh was always a big part of my life growing up because my mom has always run a business my stepdad run a business now and they work in Fabrics there’s a lot of sewing and the significant portion of their Workforce for my whole life has been Latina women and this is what they make around the holidays and they would bring them to work the tamali is the Christmas food of the Mexican I wonder why so that first of all it’s timec consuming you know to make it tamale yeah yeah it’s it’s kind of an ordeal there’s a place in Grapevine that opens up okay there’s a stand in Grapevine that opens up around this time every year uh at least it has for the last several years there’s a whole tamali restaurant also on Northwest Highway much more of the Gringo variety but Tommy tamali you ever heard of it no you’ll pass it it’s right there by the uh uh the Tom Thumb really it’s right there by that my freezer probably always has at least a dozen of them this is a common take that bad boy and just make it over well you’re doing beans in tamale which is fine but make like a tamale bowl with black beans and rice put the tamali on top tamales are a big part of my life is what I’m tell well I’m glad I could join you because they’re great yeah they’re fantastic I can’t wait to have uh some different flavors yeah I had a he’s got a vegan uh do they ever put Seafood in a tamale I was actually just thinking I’ve never seen that but I don’t see why you couldn’t do shrimp but yeah you’ll get the black black bean ones they have those at Tommy tamale and pretty much everywhere where white people shop I bet I could talk to Dave and get some yeah Special ones made just do it for you I’m sure you could what a big day yeah I’m excited for you just want everybody to know yeah the tamale thing keep an eye out for tamali and just so you know it’s not a pepper it’s it’s great right some of them can be spicy if you want the candy does throw everything off a little bit it’s true hot tamali is the candy ah okay maybe that’s what that’s the only tamale I knew and your to your credit it doesn’t make a lot of sense because most of them are not that spicy like I’ll buy the spicy the habanero pork one but they’re not by Nature spicy yeah Argy season ended Friday night man I was tracking just really was kind of over before it started yeah no um you know when you go against a great team like that and uh They Come Out Swinging and things don’t go your way early you kind of just tend to give up not give up but it just snowballed on them and one went away from State sucks but uh also President Bush just died and yeah yeah yeah you know uh I was looking at their oh no cuz it’s not them it’s who has the top quarterback is it Duncanville the Alabama yeah yeah okay not South Oak Cliff that’s not racist they play each other all the time they’re Rivals you’ve declared yourself not racist that’s right yeah yeah so that was part so does have like a receiver that’s really good right yeah they got talent all over the place but I think you’re also thinking about Duncanville the kid that going going to Oregon yeah yeah that’s also dun um so you know what I know it’s not Argy uh yeah that’s true our receivers going to Harvard if that checks out anyway so that was a part of my uh my long kind of late I guess early weekend away where I went home to Fort Worth for Billy strings and then to argal game finally got back Friday and then uh you think I might want to stay home or something but H not the Blake I know I took in Duncanville versus North Crowley Saturday afternoon at Allen High School I heard about this game as well and you take the boy I did I mean anything to get him out of the house um I’m trying to see the capacity for Allen High School stadium because this is the one a few years ago Dan if you recall they spent like $50 million on it it was this a story and then they forgot to call Tony Cooper so it just didn’t work for like two years because it was falling apart yeah I do remember that big controversy so it seats 18,000 I’m gonna say there were at least 25,000 people in that Stadium wow so we got there I thought the game started at two so we actually got there an hour early uh and it took us the full hour to get in we got in at the uh the playing of the national anthem just parking was insane feel like chappie would have been really proud of me because I pull in and apparently they want you to get parking ahead of time and maybe this is HOA Blake but I was like this is a high school football game I did not really prepare to pay for parking ahead of time so they I pull in they’re like yeah we’re out of parking tickets you’re going to have to you know pull in here turn around there’s a lot across the street and all that I’m like okay pull in and then I noticed in my rear view that the guy is already like on to the next car so I just looped around just kept going just kept going okay avoid the loop around just went Ahad and parked he was going to forget about me anyway yeah smart so save five dollar so we got in we got to seal a couple possessions and then uh Brooks wanted his popcorn and and candy and for the entire second quarter we waited in a concession stand line I’ve been to a game like that a playoff game and I got in second quarter because you’re just outside yeah just waiting to get in and it’s it’s always crazy to me because it takes me probably two minutes to get my stuff I don’t understand why concession stand lines take so long so then we like you get up there and youen been in line for 30 minutes thinking like now you’re going to make your decision so popcorn soda please okay total is nine bucks boom tap gone that’s it so um so then we get our stuff and then by that time your seat’s gone every seat was gone yeah it was three or four deep around the entire bowl of the stadium so you don’t buy a particular seat no it’s just open seating they have a second deck it was completely full and so we just had to eat our food sitting on the curb just trying to find the big screen and then we left um but it turned out to be a really good game Duncanville lost I think that’s where your confusion is coming from maybe I don’t know definitely just that um but yeah I primarily went there to see a good game I also really like their quarterback and I hope he is the quarterback of the Cowboys in four years what’s his name kelen Russell headed to Alabama where he’ll probably transfer I was gonna say yeah for a year and then yeah that’s always how these quarterbacks go they’ll transfer a SMU or something and back in my day man you know guys like John Elway just whatever situation they were called to they just stuck with it yeah because they had to um what’s the deal with like you can transfer now before your bowl game like I I thought I heard there’s a team that can’t play their bowl game because so many people are Marshall or did Marshall have to fill in Marshall’s involved yeah or like even good teams that are winning their conference are like H but our quarterback’s leaving now well you want to get in now because spots will fill up yeah and so yeah December it’s always like December 9th or something when the portal opens and yeah a bunch of kids just don’t play their bowl game this doesn’t seem like a great part of the system the other otherwise the system seems awesome yeah it’s the rest of the system is definitely working um so yeah that was my Saturday had a squared away Sunday and here we are so uh Friday I had to go or I guess let’s just start with Saturday I had to go pick up my race packet for the BMW Dallas Marathon parenthesis half presented by our good friends at cumulus media you had to drive down to Dallas just to get your packet yeah seems like a beating Sunday morning no and you can’t have someone else pick it up for you so like I was like thinking do I know somebody else like uh Hawkeye can’t hook you up well what do you mean can you hook me up with the packet yeah pick it pick it up for you hey and then what I don’t know okay okay I didn’t have more of a plan than that I just know you know a big wig with the yeah and he uh spoiler alert he was he’s doing what he does he MC’s the event so he’s just up on a bridge not a bridge but like a makeshift uh skybridge type thing pumping people up and you’re you have a RFID thing you’re being tracked and he’s he did this the last two times I ran it but he knows when I’m starting and where I am so when I was finishing he’s like where is he job Dum Zone which I was uncertain he was going to do the last two times times I happen to be a coworker of his yeah this time I happen to be a legal adversary of his company that’s in the past for some but he yeah he shouted out he’s like hey there he is folks my uh wife and kids and my mom came because taking care of both those kids down there is a lot so they were kind of by the finish line that was cool but you do have to go pick up your stuff Friday or Saturday this is not like I waited until the last minute does only times you can do it okay so uh I’m like all right well I need to kill some time with the daughter anyways so it was that p b uh packet pickup is at K Bailey Hutchinson and so I drove nor out there while Carter was napping and she’s having fun whatever we’re just deing around and at the same time that the Expo for the race was occurring there there was a cheerleaders competition it was actually like the state championships for cheerleading and she was like Blown Away seeing all these girls walking around the halls they’re practicing they’re stretching part two or the second occurrence of a weird moment that Dan saw earlier uh this month was uh my daughter’s like these are real cheerleaders because they’re super made up and their uniforms are awesome and I’m like yeah it’s pretty cool she’s like can I take a picture yeah she did that at the at the jar Ranger gamer yeah Jared event there’s the Rangers new cheerleaders were there and then now my daughter photo yeah like she sees them like you seeing Micah yeah like you’re like whoa yeah Superstar but now it was okay with the that’s why she needs to see ref they were adults yeah oh but now you’re taking a picture of a kid yeah oh okay of a 16 17y old two made up 16 17 year olds and I’m like smile and I’m holding the c i wondering what your wallpaper was over there yeah with Norah’s face blurred out just zoomed in on the cheerleader on the left so that was kind of weird but she asked she asked and I’m like yeah it’s fine it’s not weird at all and then like the the part that was weird is the two girls like got away from us as quick as they could they were kind of talking to each other and I’m like oh that doesn’t look great yeah and then she’s like uh is this kind of like when you send your three-year-old to get an autograph from a pro player that Pro Player is like okay the dad is asking the kid to do this yeah now if I had been you’re sending your four-year-old to hey get a picture with those two 16y olds yeah I don’t know I mean if I looked a little bit different I guess like if I was a little bit older and frankly creepier looking and I was doing it multiple times I think it would have set off some alarm Bells but so anyway she asked she’s like hey is this what what are they doing here so I just saw a team warming up in one of the little hallways and I just walked over to one of the moms I was like what’s the deal here like is this happening this is all happening today here she’s like yeah but you got to buy tickets I’m like oh well f it we have nothing to do today so I went and bought us two tickets to the Texas state cheer competition and we watched like 45 minutes of it what does that run you they were 13 and 15 so almost 30 bucks for 45 minutes I was like whatever it was a big deal to her however here was another part that was a bit creepy so you sit in the convention center it’s like a bowl kind of and uh she noticed that all the moms there were filming the competition and so she’s like uh there’s a lot of people on their phones and I’m like oh yeah they’re filming probably their friends family she’s like can I film it so she now has my phone and she’s holding it in front of her looking at it filming but from a distance it looks like I’m just keeping her occupied playing games on phone while I stare intently unless you were sitting right behind us see but some nobody knows that you don’t have a daughter out there I know I know but I also have this 5-year-old so something’s a little I know but it just felt yeah kind of weird that she is looking at the phone and also she has to look at things through the phone even though it’s happening right in front of her but I don’t know whatever she thought it was cool uh so that was nice and then uh went and ran on Sunday took an Uber down there why because parking is impossible H and and I didn’t want to risk trying to park and not being able to find something made the this is a mistake you can make in the uh service industry game or really any I guess clear that my Uber driver spoke zero English like he had the translator app up on his mounted phone and I was like okay I think I got this I just wanted to tell him like some streets will be closed when we get to down toown because he was like oh no engl translator and I kind I explained and he’s like oh he’s like intendo I understand that was a bad idea cuz now he thinks I speak Spanish and I don’t really know how to slow him down so first I’m just ignoring him but I could he knows what the deal is that the streets are going to be closed but he’s like having a conversation with me and I’m like oh we see see so I got down there um got started took a dump beforehand in one of the Porta poot there’s an insane Bank of botties outside of your Corral in the very long line um nerves no just you I you got to poop in the morning yeah lot of caffeine what time do you get down there uh I got there at 77 and my start time was 8:30 I could not leave the Corral before 8:30 I was too early um and then I start yeah I started and it’s fun I like doing it I am not a runner like people like TC’s brother TC’s dad their running is their hobby that is their primary exercise that is not me I like to mix in running a little bit with other stuff so why’d you do it I do think it’s fun so I’ve done it twice before 21 and 22 21 I actually got ready for it and was fired up about it I was pretty healthy 22 I was not prepared I played three or four flag football games in the rain the day before and almost certainly drank the night before and then was like well let’s just go run 13 miles and see what happens and it was horrible did you ever do the full no and I never would why I just again that’s for a runner like are you just dead when it’s over I actually wasn’t no but I don’t have any desire to run I just want to do it I just want to do this specific event where you get to run seeing the city like that is awesome like it’s Deep Ellum it’s downtown it’s Uptown it’s Turtle Creek it’s the Lower Greenville it’s everything and you just get to enjoy it and it’s a huge party like people are handing out as I’ve told you guys before there’s Fireball shots and you know Jameson shots everywhere beer bongs people with snow machines all the houses are decorated real christmy and it’s just a Cool vibe like it’s just a fun thing to push yourself to do once a year like when I checked into the hab almost three months ago to the day when I ran this uh I ran one mile on the treadmill I was like that’s where we’re starting and yesterday was 13.1 and it was not as good as my 2021 time but it was pretty much what I wanted to run it would have been exactly what I wanted to run if I would have subtracted the second poop that I had to take at about the halfway mark which took about four minutes that would be about 3 minutes and 45 seconds of waiting in line and about 15 seconds of toilet time that’s insane how many steps you get uh that’s a great question on that specific event just Sunday all all day Sunday because certainly even just walking around I bet uh 35,000 dang burned 4,200 calories on the day it was a lot of fun though man it was a lot of fun I like doing it is that like when you eat after the marathon is that just awesome yeah because I’ve heard you know Corby talked about this a lot he would run a half marathon just so he could get plastered after yeah they hand out beers you have two beer tickets afterward and I’ve never done that because the last two times I did it I had to work right afterward I never I I you get drunker easier he said he could drink two beers and pass out yeah it’s very true like I’ve never done it after a half marathon but when we used to play you know flag football all day fellas would get together get a case light beer and it was just like this is hav’t so that’s cleanest feeling euphoric the equivalent I have of that is they would say when you give plasmo when you’re in college yeah you can get drunk real quick it’s true that night it’s true you’re winning everywhere making money saving money they’re paying you for the yeah it was nice to run by uh on a Sunday which is when the event occurred uh some years ago to run by the club in uptown clutch of course you may recall that’s where Zeke once knocked out a DJ who then went missing we haven’t heard from him since yeah no he went underground dpd was actually tweeting him yeah uh but it was it was it was cool it was a lot of fun they tweeted him oh yeah they’re like hey this is Lieutenant Gonzalez call me back he’s like you’re not getting this guy Bud he is nowhere to be found did get an email that um from a first timer because I saw several listeners there this one was from Brad and it was his first time and he was taken aback by the number because handmade signs everywhere that’s a big thing now what possesses someone who doesn’t know anyone who’s running in the marathon to get out of sign that’s like you look hot keep going or even you know attempts at comedy one version is like you’re almost there kind of not really like that’s just not what you’re they’re so proud of that’s not exciting you is you’re dying you’re hoping you can make it the overwhelming favorite or highest share of self-made signs have to do with peeing or pooing yourself like the number of never trust the fart signs that you’ll see they’re everywhere is that a real thing uh very much so but I knew that so I stopped at a portapotty and Jackson poock did before I I continue to upon my way yeah it was it was a good time and then my final weekend uh check note this is for Blake it’s not a text DOT sign but I think it was probably paid for by text Dot it was a billboard I saw and I was on the freeway so I could have read it incorrectly but I’m pretty sure it said uh one in four hot car deaths in Texas are a child left in a car what are the other three are there people who are so metal that they’re just killing themselves by staying in a car when it’s hot and being like this is how I want to go lock it up it’s got to be animal well that doesn’t count I just found that a very confusing statistic and I looked it up and we do lead the league in uh car deaths hot car deaths per capita well yeah well there’s that’s what you think it’s all the South we had more than California even though they have 10 million more people or whatever the number is but I’m just super super curious about these other three out of four people that die from hot car and it’s not a kid yeah not hot carl hot car no yeah that’s a different does anyone die from a hot carl I don’t think he’s killed anybody what rapper is there a rapper named Hot Carl yeah I read his book oh my God that guy yeah wasn’t he like Jensen or something yeah married what’s her face wasn’t there a Kanye tiin you have my yeah you still have the book I don’t have it but I might have the $2 I got for it I’ll buy okay I’ll buy my myself another copy of it you read a a book by the rapper Hot Carl I did yeah it’s pretty good you know where he got that name um is a joke he started out as a he he would battle people over the phone on a radio station and so he just called himself hot carl well no he called himself hot carl because there’s a term for when you [ __ ] on someone know that I know that how he decided on it was just a joke but yeah that the the title of the book is what’s the other option yeah like there’s a serious thing he yeah my name is Carl and I’m an attractive guy yeah you’re a [ __ ] anyway the title of the book is Kanye West owes me $300 because I think he paid his cab fee or something one time and then he never paid him back but it’s a really good book that I will now have to buy again listen if you’re feeling like there’s no way out you may be right but don’t just 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should have 50098 yeah yep quala where koala at Cowboys haven’t ruled out trading linebacker michah Parsons right that’s ridiculous as contract Toom that’s a real thing we’re about to discuss how much of a real thing it really isn’t they beat the Panthers 30 to 14 they should be seven and seven they’d be eight and six if they had played D more earlier in the season well what game would they have won you don’t it’s a butterfly effect dude no you don’t have any evidence changes the tone of the game you know what D makes a 30-point difference they could have beaten the Ravens you control the game you shorten it it’s a different game at a minimum we can admit it is hilarious that this late in the season yes the Panthers and Bengals are both terrible against the run but with a patchwork offensive line they’re just breaking out 100 yard games well didn’t he have a good game against Pittsburgh that was like the game where they first started to really go to him but then they stopped the next game they had a one game drop off there yeah then they played Detroit and they were like ah whatever what if we start with Zeke yeah that was also the week Zeke kind of complained because if you recall oh yeah okay yeah in the Pittsburgh game uh Zeke fumbled on the goal line near the goal line or no Rico did there was something that happened fumble he will as will Cooper Rush If you recall sounds of the sideline last week when uh their quote unquote offensive coordinators like boy you sure do love recovering fumbles don’t you uh but basically since the San Francisco game the D oddly missed because he was conspiracy the randomly because they needed to get Dalvin cook a little run he’s been super solid that’s a guy I’d like to have back here yeah they’re not really good at identifying the talent and deciding who they should use or they are sign contract and then they will definitely work them in or if they were drafted in the first round okay well that means you’re the best player and we’ll play you a lot of teams do that but in this case the running back situation we know is completely Jones related like Mike McCarthy and will mcleay were like what’s Zeke up to I bet he could really help this thing out right no chance they weren’t probably also weren’t high on drafting a tiny guy yeah that Rico’s not even a drafted undrafted free agent three straight 100 yard games in a row yeah yeah and he was to back he was it was it was everything also love to add another free agent that’s probably in the same kind of sphere Market as Rico D it’ be great to have two Rico dles which is not hard to do no I think in this NFL unless you are drafting a relative of one of your Scouts and bringing back Zeke because it’ll be good marketing no there’s there’s no reason they shouldn’t have a mid- round or free agent running back to pair with d going into next year no reason and that’s probably I assume what they’ll do but we don’t even know the coach is going to be or the style of offense so everything’s kind of up in the air there so let’s do the Micah thing because yes that’s like a big headline and I saw he was asked about it after the game yeah we’ll hear that it’s like what the hell so the video report that I saw from Ian Rapaport and it was out on on Twitter it says Rapaport Cowboys haven’t closed the door on a potential trade of linebacker Micah Parsons on Game Day morning the uh Chiron Dan says Cowboys haven’t ruled out trading linebacker michah Parson says contract talks Loom so I listen to the piece and I read the corresponding text piece on nfl.com and I will read to you what Stephen said this was at the league meetings uh if you recall I played some audio from Stephen at the league meetings last week just saying boy the cap is tight money’s tight it’s going to be a two-year tightness you me during the season yeah yeah go meet in December there’s a bunch of League meetings you don’t you don’t even know about them dude well I know about the big one in March April where they take the photo yeah no they’re meet all the time okay um just ask Jerry because he’s like hey look at me I’m look how viral I am I went to New York in back in a day but this was not in the audio where he was talking to several reporters this is just a rrap sheet special uh so regarding Micah here it is is um asked if the thinking will be altered when its Parson’s turn to negotiate a potential deal given the stress big contracts can put on an organizations Stephen Jones said yeah that’ll all be things we consider obviously we’re totally all in on Dak and CD but after that then you still shape things including Micah but Micah’s a great player you don’t do well in this league letting guys like Micah usually leave the house we love Micah I can’t imagine there’s a scenario where he’s not wearing a star on his helmet that’s the quote the headline Stephen Jones Cowboys haven’t closed the door on a potential trade of michah Parson as contract looms it doesn’t sound anything like that at all he essentially just said Dak and CD we won’t be trading them because we just signed them to these huge contracts that’s the only thing that makes them different than anyone else like I but I feel like the opposite of yeah of that headline is maybe not the legitimate opposite like why would he say uh in addition to Dak and CD we would also never trade Micah yeah why would he say that he’s under contract for one more year what you and he might trade Dak or CD to the extent that he could yeah yeah I mean he could trade these big contracts these days but that was a that seems very click baity bull s job by rap sheet well right there incredibly click baity for a guy that doesn’t need clickbait yeah like we need it that’s honestly the only reason Michael is here today we’re like just get the image out there yeah uh we’re trying to get our lady viewership michah was asked about it am I up Blake we see how quick he it’s yeah you guys playing for you’re in a similar situation right now there was a report this morning that the team the a hasn’t ruled out potentially trading you in the offseason all right so let’s just be clear here what we now have is we have reporter why am I blanking on his name Mike Leslie Mike Leslie oh I was guessing oh yeah Mike Leslie of of trayon Fame now he’s doing his job but he’s like hey there was a report now Mike Leslie probably saw the report and was like this is utter nonsense right but got to run to Micah yeah trading you in the offseason when you hear conversations like that does that see okay even in saying it like that it makes it seem like Stephen said you know what we could trade Micah this offseason yeah that’s the way it’s phrased and now if you’re telling Micah I don’t know it probably inside it hurt his little heart because he you know talks all the time about he he loves the Cowboys wants to stay here and I don’t care my agent probably doesn’t want me to say this but I I can’t Jerry is my guy Jerry’s my guy I want to stay here people can’t be too greedy taking too much because they then you can’t have other guys around you like he said all the things that you would want a player to say if you were a Cowboys fan and now you’re telling him hey your boss said they just might trade you this off season when your boss didn’t actually say that at all no and it should be noted this is why people hate the media this is not a normal thing that you should be uh given praise for but he could have held out before this year Zeke did M uh CD he didn’t have to hold out no but he was a year late but he was a year on yeah because he’s a second round one year ago yeah one year ago one year held out with two years to go Micah’s like those guys need to get paid yeah he really hasn’t said that much about his own pay he’s just constantly talking about getting paid right we know that’s yeah so why he’s talking about other people you got to go say to him like I don’t know if you heard about what Stephen said motivate you to go out and do what you did today and then show hey keep me around N I understand how that business side goes there no hard feelings also that’s stupid did that motivate you yeah so you heard that report and so you went out and got eight pressures and two Sat or whatever his numbers he had a really good game oh my God he’s been the best defensive pass rusher or I was going to say defensive player he’s been the best pass rusher in the league since he came back because that’s what he can be wait was that because they were going to trade him yeah I think it’s all yeah like just this morning you got motivated to play good football doing it all your all your whole career you’ve been awesome but just this morning against a crappy Panthers team right at noon now now you are now motivated to get out there it’s more like bro I wasn’t gonna show up on God right God bro motivate you to go out and do what you did today and then show hey keep me around n I’m just keep me keep me around please sir we had and you know we were a little we were a little undecided here what he’s not Nick vigil please yeah we need a little more tape before we figure out whether this guy’s on the bubble or not motivate you to go out and do what you did today and show hey keep me around N I understand how that business side goes there no heart feelings in this business you know whe I’m here or anywhere else you know obviously I stay how I wanted to be here but you know at the end of the day I honest in the business side and you know I put in a lot of work I play hard too so obviously if sides can’t you know agree to those type of things that happens like that but you know I’m just happy to be here and I’m G just keep playing hard while I’m here and if I’m here for next five six years I’m gon keep playing hard then too so it ain’t really nothing gonna make a difference Mike gonna play hard love that he first person at the end there little mic gonna play hard I’ve never heard him do that me neither he’s gonna switch into that is that first or third person third person thir like what yeah m going and play hard yeah he was everywhere yesterday he was awesome uh but all the news about your football team ain’t been good news as Steve Harvey once said because the other thing we got pregame freaking way laid after Trayvon was listed early is a questionable in the week he talked to the media then we find out Friday oh he’s not going to play and then we find out Sun morning he’s having surgery and he’s out eight months and at least according to Clarance from d d l LS All City Dallas that the Cowboys are very frustrated with how he’s handled this knee situation what does that mean that he rehabed it or does his his rehab work away from the team who knows which means not at all yeah now is that rain I I know it doesn’t look like it outside but I think it’s pouring but it’s sunny want to go see if there’s a rainbow that’s not a bad idea live stream video yeah what if it’s a double now it should be noted that uh let me see here I got to pull this up that this ridiculous narrative that the media is out there pushing um Micah had to weigh in and tweet that this is just ridiculous that it’s just you know trying to slander Trayvon I’m trying to pull up the exact tweet here because oh he’s worried about that narrative I thought you’re saying the narrative that the Cowboys are open to trading Micah okay no let’s see that doesn’t upset him people mad at Trayvon upsets him yeah so kavanau tweeted a quote from Clarence I can tell you that the Cowboys were not happy with the way he Trayvon Diggs attacked his rehab says trayvon’s new injury is serious in 201 25 is in danger that was right before the game well right after the game uh this is his second tweet after my brothers you know I play for them one0 photo the next one is [ __ ] I’ll drop facts one day just not today but this [ __ ] and a bad narrative that they’ve tried to put on my brother’s name um don’t know so is this the same knee from last year I think not I think it yeah I was going to say I don’t think so what are they mad about the rehap about because they said after the game that this injury occurred in the game against the Bengals yeah so I think he was here’s from from Stephen on the fan perm maota he was having a play with fluid in his knee he was out there doing everything he can because he wants to play he wants to compete he wants to contribute but unfortunately he suffered a new injury that has to do with cartilage very legitimate injury it’s going to take him some time to recover I don’t think he’ll be a player during training camp I think his timeline is going to be about the start of the Season which means he will not play the first half of next season and he’ll likely be joined by the real Agent Zero overshown which you could easily make the case as two of their four best defensive players man I don’t know if he plays next year he might not play again again pretty serious a second pretty serious knee injury he a he’s not young he played five years in Austin with the covid so oh overshown okay yeah yeah yeah yeah not Trayvon no no he’s he’s pretty young actually but for overshown it’s his second one yes dangerous position he did a lot of damage that’s not just an ACL it’s all the CLS it’s all of it alphabet they had to sew the leg back on Cowboy doctor with a just bottle of bourbon yesterday you had CD B on this CD another big game goes over thousand yards again um nine receptions 13 targets Brandon Cooks got some targets uh Jake Ferguson of course Jaylen Brooks Jason Jaylen Tolbert both with touchdown almost the same touchdown wasn’t it really nice uh Cooper Rush was very good he was well he also had a fumble in the Red Zone again that’s really just about it I guess they’ve had nine Red Zone turnovers this year um Brevin span Ford get the new mocky at brev band I was G say yeah that’s got a catch kavante Turpin didn’t get a catch but he did get one target uh even Zeke T Turpin got a carry though yeah like a 16 17 yard carry out of the like offset p I like that I’m focusing though more on uh throws their way because Zeke got a got a catch a reception as well my point here is the Jonathan Mingo Revenge game oh no forgot about him go pretty deep in the bag before getting to he did not get a Target yeah was he on the field let me check my SNAP account I never remember seeing him on the field um like how many why don’t they just he played 13 offens of snaps why don’t they just donate their fourth round pick to the Salvation Army and then they could sell it to the highest bidder yeah and make a lot of money that way and they they just never use it anyway it doesn’t matter like I mean they did get a franchise quarterback from it and then I think they were kind of like boy that’s like 10 years of even going into the game I was wondering why is Cooper Rush playing like you have very little time left to see if he can can do anything I don’t think he can what do you mean can do anything uh not Cooper Tre Lance Tre Lance no yeah well I think the reason you do it is this um I think they’re probably gonna bring Cooper rush back he’s done enough no but but here’s stay with me so it doesn’t I mean I guess on one hand this could all be for not if McCarthy’s gone but they want to bring him back next year as backup and your backup’s only going to be better the more he’s played in real game action so if they have an idea of resigning him which otherwise they wouldn’t be playing him they’re at least going to try to resign him and then next year when Dak misses four or five games you’ll say look we feel pretty good about this guy he’s got a lot of reps let’s let’s keep running him back out there rather than taking a few games away from him to see what you know see what Tre Lance can do which we all are pretty sure is nothing that’s the biggest selling point I could give you on playing Rush is those guys have to play and this is valuable okay well the point is then they just don’t know what they have with Tre Lance or maybe they have seen such garbage in practice that I think McCarthy had him fored on him yeah completely and of course McCarthy is playing for his own contract here how do you feel about that right now like so they beat up up on uh okay they beat the Panthers they beat the Giants I guess beating Washington Pat is the one you could be pretty impressed with Pittsburgh if you want to wind it back further but yeah no it’s not that impressive they’re doing the we yeah who have they beat this year overall Pittsburgh and Washington are the two impressive games Pittsburgh was very fluky and you could have easily lost that game and the narrative would be way different yeah but it would also be very different had a warier not you know Leon leted that ball Brandon Aubry kicks a gamewinner now they’re seven and seven and you’re probably looking at it going like hey you know the Panthers played the Eagles pretty hard they played the Chiefs pretty hard I was trying to figure that out too bucks are flailing I went heavy on Pittsburgh yesterday in one of my betting things the hell but as it all relates to McCarthy Philly I be good yeah I know it’s a problem they don’t even need Barkley he was out for like half the game and I just when I flipped it on and gainwell was just okay easy I I don’t I have no feel for the McCarthy thing anymore because I could see Jerry thinking you know this is a pretty sweet deal as long as we’re healthy we’re probably going to win a lot of games same as you know keep us in the mix in the bubble mix it’s like Garrett a little bit better yeah so yeah he’s better way better way better right but always in the mix yeah but not a decided Advantage coaching wise they’re of the same ilk but they’re also both very safe you could bring McCarthy back for three or four more years and just say you know things break right we’ll probably end up 10 11 12 wins keeps people interested does he get a job if he didn’t come back to the Cowboys no boy I think so like we were kind of looking at possibly Chicago although Chicago has their site set on Ben Johnson right at least that’s the early word somebody’s gonna hire Joe Brady and I would love for it to be here where’s he Buffalo okay he was the Saints he was LSU’s offensive coordinator for one year in the insane year two years actually I believe but really took off Burrow’s second year and before that he was a guy in the back of the room in like quality control when my brother worked for the Saints and they just they were like hey this guy you know he had some ideas next thing you know he was LSU’s OC then he was the Panthers OC and then he’s now he’s the bills OC he’s gonna get a job but it just seems like the league is going that way I mean I don’t know the bellich thing has me if I were mikee McCarthy I’d be a little bit worried yeah I mean he obviously doesn’t demand the control or you know even the inferred control even if belich came in and said I don’t demand control bich looms large Mark McCarthy does not Loom large except for uh physical stature yeah but like guaranteed job openings this year are Chicago Jacksonville I guess Jacksonville is not guaranteed but it is to me all right Giants Jets New Orleans he does have New Orleans history I think New England could possibly but I I would think if they gave up on what’s his name after one year they might it might be because they’re going after varable yeah bring varable home I don’t know I mean McCarthy’s he’s fine but right but I’m wondering what he does seem to fit a really a good team that wants to take that next step like the Cowboys uh more than he would fit any of these other like rebuilding projects or yeah but I can see the Giants and jets haven’t had a good coach in Forever maybe they just want like a solid guy that’s not a flyer I would advise those teams to find someone else to call plays and maybe that’s the issue with McCarthy yeah well I mean I don’t really know what else there to say about yesterday uh we had a uh we got the we got it we got the record try and Kip or record attempting like it all worked out to the yardage and the place and everything on the field and whenever it was happening I just thought of you just sitting there watching oh I was see I was writing in my notes on the like right before the first half there was a penalty it was like a bad call it was uh roughing on somebody was roughing CD right it was a targeting on the throw of CD was just terrible call perfect hit shoulder to shoulder um even Pereira afterwards was like yeah this might be on their review next year which but that took them out of NFL record field goal range they were exactly on the 50 so I was excited about that if you’ve got to go to Pereira a play later what’s the point of going to Pereira because they had already run another play when they went back to his right and it had already been determined yeah and then it was just it was done with um you know I we’ll talk to Brandon Aubry tomorrow if you would like toh tune into to that that’s a subscriber only content Brandon aubry’s great but I did see him talking after the game was like he said he didn’t even attempt like 60 five yard or six I don’t even think he tried a 60 before the game because of the wind yeah and he was saying he thought his far was going to be 62 to 63 that day he know he would like to get the opportunity in the climate controll Dome of uh Jerry world or whatever but yeah I wondered if he just tried too hard because obviously you know when you swing too hard a golf club that’s exactly what the ball does totally yeah it it HS it hooks like that but uh I’m looking over at Blake because uh he’s a big hitter as well yeah it’ll yeah it’ll just match whatever your Miss is and it yeah it kind of hooked a little on him and it didn’t what I don’t know kicking I don’t know yeah it just looked weird it looked to me like he I mean here’s my uh my expert analysis it just looks like he tried to kick it really hard and everything got sideways so did wait was that that was like mid quarter or something it wasn’t the very end of the half or anything no it was it was the end of the half yeah they they honestly they executed it perfectly okay they had the slide Spike and it was okay it was the end of the half I’m sorry they finally they because they gave up the touchdown and then um because I was thinking if that was mid quarter then the very dumb play would be to return it and run it back yeah you don’t you just take it from the Mist you’re getting it in 10 yards into plus territory okay yeah Greg was great because he nailed it I guess I just had never known this but you always when you’re returning kicks like that you try to run it at your sideline why is that because I he nailed again they’re going to try to he said they’re going to try to catch this field goal if it’s short and he’s going to return it this way because you want to return it along your sideline and that’s exactly what they did but I I had never known that that was a special teams thing yeah now that you say that I guess I do maybe we can ask Brandon about it but Greg said it like yeah this is common knowledge that you return it along your sideline but I had never heard that before or just didn’t know yeah it looks like we’re going to have to go to a pro stay tuned tomorrow uh you did not that there was a a Zeke a Zeke catch that was he he had uh two plays in a row yeah hand off and then a little bobbled play he actually looked a little quick right there interesting too that they we’ve stopped with the the big Trey Lance couple games in a row it’s like oh we got this thing for Tre Lance and they brought him in to play and then he’s gone none of it makes any sense well that was the Cowboys media being offensive coordinator because they were talking Trey Lance all that week yeah there is a way to actually make that work and you know I’m sure there are a lot of Texas fans that are like why are we even doing this but they use Arch effectively he doesn’t run every time red you know I mean they figured out a way to make it work and I don’t see why Dallas could not be doing that I especially if you put him in the backfield with Turpin and dowle it’s fun the guys run basically option plays before at least under Shanahan they could figure that out and they just choose not to yeah because he is one of their best athletes by far yeah uh you mentioned Third Leg Greg I want to play some AUD and um audio today will be brought to us by Tito Handmade Vodka an integral part of our football watch parties Tios is America’s favorite vodka for a reason it’s a spirit that knows how to focus on what’s important that’s why it comes in a standard bottle with a modest paper label so all you pay for is the high quality vodka inside Tios is six times distilled till it’s just right naturally gluten-free and mixes with just about anything from the smoothest 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think is interesting from Greg okay uh let’s see here then I could play you a few things how’s Pam Oliver doing I thought her first report wasn’t terrible like it didn’t seem like the words were spilling out of the corners of her mouth must be two first reports oh yeah I was speaking to I’m losing my voice but speaking to Dave Canales at the half I asked him about his messaging to the team his main thing turnovers he said we have to start getting those back and that was before the last one that we just saw defensively he feels like they can do a better job against the rushing attack of the Dallas Cowboy CD lamb he said we got to own our leverages and make some plays it’s a gamer right there Pam Oliver Jesus [Applause] figh dude it’s we’re going overboard on the saying how great Pam Oliver like we all know you used to be on the number one team and you got demoted and you’re upset about that we all know that you’re really not even good at what you do anymore which we are wondering if even what you do is essential to anything and we don’t think it is um I think sideline reporting is good but now she’s now we’re going to go over board too just to make sure we compliment it’s like uh uh you know Grandpa at the table or ah yeah no that’s great like we can’t believe you’re alive you’re 95 whatever you do it’s fine no no no I understand that’s how they talked when when Grandpa was uh growing it does feel that way well they were saying that because she was fighting through losing her voice yeah but I thought you know what you’re right she did battle through losing her voice the alternative was that she just went home because she lost her voice what but what is there to commend she’s fighting through losing her voice that’s a nor that’s a normal thing to fight through well she okay her pregame report was 37 seconds excuse me that one was 31 seconds dude what a gamer her last one was 17 second a cough yeah what a stud stud so 31 plus 37 a minute 8 plus uh 177 125 okay so that’s how many seconds she was on she was on for 90 seconds that’s it speaking and stud gamery how did she do that bring it her report on the offensive line I thought was funny well Joe as you saw TJ bass limped off the field during that previous Dallas offensive series well I think her tongue is swelled up are certainly along that line yeah I don’t uh very interesting Pam thank you very upbeat behind her and she just back to your thing whatever you’re doing has a gun to her head during the report I don’t know if it’s uh it feels like she she was like stung or bitten by some sort of exotic venomous bug it’s just taking over her central nervous system and her tongue is swollen up and she’s disoriented hitting her cheek I can’t can’t feel it she got a root canal and Joe’s like wow interesting yeah Beast um Honestly though this is kind of I’ll be that guy it’s kind of sad like I get sad watching Corso but at least they rotate him in and out you know they lighten his load she’s doing just as much as a as every other sideline reporter I think yeah um who who’s injured I thought this was odd so they did have an injury on uh on the field and I don’t know the answer to how to how to handle this but apparently Fox had a guy uh so I guess he worked with Fox cameraman who died and they decided to they were like okay we got this the cameraman is beloved where do we work this into this game I think at this point it’s like 30 to 14 so the or maybe it’s 27 to whatever it was it was it was a blowout it’s time it’s we’re killing time portion and they’re like where can we work this in where can we work this in um they ended up having kind of a stoppage um y you’ll here it just feels like really weird nice job there finding the ball Cooper rush just put a little bit more on it get it out there over the top and let CD lamb come back and try to compete for that At His Highest Point TJ Bass the Right Guard who’s in the line because of injury down himself okay kind of a wide shot now lower crowd rman shell who was one of the original cameraman on Fox’s World Series coverage back into the 90s and 35 years as a cameraman on Dodger broadcast passed away this week at the age of 59 and chances are you didn’t know Rob but if you’re a baseball fan you definitely knew his work responsible for some of the great shots the greatest moments in recent years and those of us that did know him going to miss him greatly LED baseball I was really passionate about figure out say great baseball became great [Music] TV he was uh one of V sk’s most trusted guys in Los Angeles and then welcome me in when I came in after vin with open arms you guys for number one baseball guy you think I’m a spare but I I do baseball how do you transition no piano music for offensive line then you get a Chipotle ad or something yeah pick three at Buffalo Wild Wings he also doesn’t know it’s Cooper B yeah he did Conor BB twice um yeah that was just really that piano is so generic and and and non copywritten and like yeah there’s no real transition to get to it either yeah what’s he gonna do be like so is he like okay Right Guard in the TJ bass is down sorry you know who else producer in the ear hey why don’t we do the the dead guy thing it’s someone else who’s questionable to return W our fellow Fox employee robman TJ bass is down but Rob is six feet under yeah if you knew him yeah he Al he’s also doing the uh the funeral director thing where you didn’t you don’t know the dead guy but the family gave you like one or two facts about him no it’s the it’s what Brandon Aubrey gets on Cameo he gets one or you can write one or two facts loved baseball yeah but Vin Scully n well yeah and I know Vin Scully you may recall but he had a funeral for one of my family members and the guy didn’t know him and we were like yeah he he was really into trains and all this other kind of stuff but the only thing the guy heard was trains and so he just reset it every time oh this guy loved trains Really Love Trains everything went back to trains all remember for me it’ll be super 100% And so yeah your funeral just yeah I’m going to lay a cape over your casket without a doubt but yeah D the only thing this guy knew about him was that baseball love baseball God that’s so funny love baseball not to that comedic extent but that kind of happened at my dad’s dad’s funeral and it was weird because the guy had never met him yeah and we were all kind of like given the one eye open during prayer looking at each other like that doesn’t seem at all would that be called your grandpa yeah but was just since it’s uh chappie I wanted to be clear I would say that so that you would say Chappy’s dead okay I got like eight of them so I feel like that that was your favorite Grandpa right yeah that’s fine the rest of them are dead what do they they might haunt you hit the music don’t you know who else will not be joining us Jake’s all my other grandpa grandpa so I didn’t notice this really but uh Blake sent me this in the morning and said hey if you’re cutting audio which I wasn’t I had cut audio yesterday but I thought you know what I’ll go back in there for Blake gamer you know what yeah stud look at look at McDow stud cutting audio uh somehow turned on the YouTube TV and rewound it uh unbelievable anyway so this is Joe Davis this is my Joe Davis’s beaten Montage thanks to you I picked up on a lot of this as well but he above I warned you guys he does this game he’ll tell you how crappy this game is not my fault you have to call Atlanta Cleveland no don’t be on the E team yeah you’re doing a game for Fox how about just be happy to be there C pal third and for the Panthers tou today that long throw to CER two to snap it just get it off no they don’t holy cow Greg this has not been good start out of the gun still first and goal from the one not sure what that was start to be third down this one’s not been that compelling story though in New Orleans wish I was there a little [Music] fomo 5y penalty results in a first down that’s the 14th Dallas penalty 18 penalties four turnovers and there’s been a couple penalties declined uhhuh so much good to be with you that’s where it all began for us young all day and that is incomplete does Rosetti have the blooper reel music don’t oh little attempt at comedy okay a couple things he’s not wrong that the final 10 minutes of game time was the worst football I’ve ever seen in my life like really needed uh really needed that fast forward button mhm just insane ineptitude penalties delay of games fumbles close you’re like why am I tuned into this everybody just in case somebody says something yeah you know the Cowboys are going to win just get it over with yeah but at the same time uh Joe Davis responds to the idea of having to broadcast like it’s my wife calling him from the other side of the house you’re just like oh God what now what now pick yep yep yep y this is awesome I’ll be right there I love doing this that’s how that’s how he broadcasts now this is really risky Dan because uh I’m going to try to play audio without previewing it this is good for live stream too because this could be an absolute disaster but he said something in that clip that made me think of another thing that happened in the game he was like uh hey we’re right back here where we started which is funny because he’s like hey Greg you thought you were better no crab mentality they cucked you with Tom Brady come on back down to the the D Squad like that’s a weird thing to say hey look back like where we were when we started I really never left you may know that you moved up what’s he referring to I think he’s saying when Greg Olsen first started he was uh probably had to did he not do some games with Joe Davis Pro oh yeah probably yeah like when he was very first before uh they paired him with Brohard and on The A Team Joe Davis is like huh well the 18 team was buck and Troy right when Greg Olsson started right yeah so yeah so he’s probably the C team yeah they’ve probably worked together a lot and Joe’s like funny to see you here like he’s a college kid coming back in town like I thought you were big city boy but he said something that made me think of uh that one time a local sports caster said the dream before the dream and uh there was an injury in this game see yeah so it’s worth noting that stoppage in play earlier there Joe they stopped play it came from upstairs the red hat Josie juel just they made him come off brought him into the T obviously they thought he made them hit something on the field alerted them upstairs to get further checked out as opposed to time out three team still off three left all right it failed I knew it was gonna fail but I had to take a shot let’s see if this is in it two for the Cowboys out of the second and 20 play trying to overcome another penalty yeah I I decided to roll the dice Dan uh this was when the that injury that just occurred there happened they’re like onto the field recently inv ated from the practice squad John rigan and I’m so dumb that briefly I was like holy they checked Johnny RADS is out there they really are tanking and I looked it up there’s an NFL player named John Radigan oh now it would have been better if I had audio of them announcing that yeah but I uh so you’re telling us about the audio that you hoped you had yeah I thought I had why would you have cut off that audio that you do have it’s the long version of it okay how we do set the head and tailes later I do have one thing uh that I know it is what it is this is you know how we love G and Martin well the Panthers have a player who has a similar name yeah so it’s worth noting that stoppage in play what the hell dude get on your game Dallas been really aggressive on third Downs they only Rush four that is the reception for jayen Coker undrafted rookie in his first game back from the Quad injury gets 15 yds and a nice throw from Young yeah so again so take a look here they’re going to have to deal Taylor Mo M Taylor Taylor M see and I thought after this game because he said gon a couple times but I didn’t really catch him dropping the teeth so I thought oh somebody you know somebody got to him yeah yeah so again so take a look here they’re going to have the deal Taylor Moten I like this one this will be my last one is so this is after the uh so going into halftime of course M the long touchdown pass and everything and then I guess coming out of halftime was it the Cowboys ball and then they lost it uh no the first play of the drive the Panthers had the ball and Osa crushed um okay I think this is right after that Bryce young has no chance there but he has to keep two hands on the ball firm pressure on the ball in the pocket I I just I can’t stress enough I’ve never played quarterback but when you lose that fast on the interior it just gets in his face so fast there’s very little time to react and now the third turnover of Bryce young two fumbles and the pick and all that momentum it’s funny how momentum works you want to build it and then it’s ever fleeting almost like it doesn’t actually exist like it’s a word then you are just trying to fill time uh between saying something else yes it is it is always interesting how the largest proponents of momentum tend to make the counterargument for you when describing it well because something like that will happen sure I mean a lot there right uh well the Cowboys fumbled and the Panthers scored right away all them hiss and they fumbled it oh that’s clear momentum then the Cowboys missed that uh the kick how do you from that because if I would if they would have had a NFL record kick that would have boosted their momentum uh and they would carry that in the second half so somehow despite all the momentum that the Panthers had still you can fumble and first play and then give the ball back and then lose all that momentum then the Cowboys had it for the rest of the game because the Panthers didn’t have the momentum gez momentum moment all right you want to take a uh break actually I forgot that we’re live streaming today so we’ll take a break this should be interesting I’ve got it okay you’ve got it sure well the D sucks worse than the WNBA and at the top of the second half it’s 16 to9 Easton leads the scoring with four and that’s why she commands $7,000 a year these gals sure do make it look difficult but is having this minor skill worth being so unattractive that’s for the fan to decide yay you’re listening to the dumb Zone hey I got some Factor meals in the mail over the weekend Oh I got some being delivered today oh really mhm maybe on this Friday anyway I love the factor meals uh and I don’t think this is really part of their copy like that it’s a weight loss thing possibly but my wife has a buddy at work and she said she lost like 40 PBS cuz she was doing Factor meals I guess you know just coming in the you know the nice portion if you just start eating right in 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don’t try it out though that’s their thing their thing is no puppet oh sorry I forgot to put this on earlier see on camera what do you got finish metal a ain’t that cute you got a little participation medal that is cool yeah did you win he must have won yeah place you know what though uh and I am very aware now that uh after when I ran in 2022 I did so poorly and I knew when I came into work that Corby and Bob already knew about it because you can look up your results online because they were like had a go yesterday champ that doesn’t sound good um but they will post and uh the guy who won the full this year the best time first time running a marathon like he ran in college he ran distance in college but he never actually participated in a marathon and he won was he from Kenya he was not he was from like Arizona or something he’s a med student anyways what does that mean that seems pretty impressive I’m impressed by it I mean I thought that was kind of an interesting note but whatever feel like it’s interesting it was Great’s going with Nintendo this week so Dan and I play Real Sports we’re not really into just exercising yeah okay you know baseball or basketball yes the big two anyways I was watching the Cowboys Panthers game the other day and uh there was a moment where the Panthers had been decimated by injury at linebacker oh we’re getting to it and they uh got it he found it during the break I’d love to play it for you but my audio is muted you know what be great is when you play it and there’s Cher walks off now this from State Farm now I only left this in here Eric hry hey I only left the the the little inserted ad in there with Jake from State Farm to again remind people how egregious it is that one of the most famous characters in our advertising World Jake from State Farm dumpy white guy what are you wearing Jake from State Farm khakis you’re every man the guy you expect when you call an insurance company Jake from State Farm everybody was just replaced by a super fit black guy and they didn’t change his name what would you want the name change to could be Dave Bill okay Frank Jamal but the point is they just left it like no one will kind of like uh the kid I’m Rosanne or the the husband I’m Bewitched but they didn’t replace them with like a guy who or a woman who looks totally different that’s true they tried to make it look similar and gave them the same name and boy they must you know what it was your kid’s black now there was probably a scarcity of overweight middle-aged white guys that like they work in Insurance uh and here’s the end of that ad a good neighbor State Farm is there John rigan’s going to come in at linebacker this group just ravaged by injuries at this I did note that and I just the fact it was right after a commercial so I’m barely paying attention like who Brads they are ravaged by injury and um yeah if they got a dip below him then Steve Busby yeah yeah who uh I don’t even remember who came back after is that when Dave came uh who’s our guy with the big hair Rick rener Rico R uh one more I didn’t play you saw it in the Dropbox and said hey I thought that was kind of good this is when they were going nuts about the punter of the Panthers tur was saying I was that close wouldn’t matter though with the cuz the punter kind of got in on the tackle a little bit the shoulder a littleit Jaylen Brooks back into him yeah wouldn’t matter though with the penalty and hey we say the punter well Hecker 65250 he’s a big dude and he probably is one of the best passers in the entire league I mean that guy can throw you’ve seen him he’s like the guy for fake punts okay now I know he’s got few he’s a bones guy fake punts but pretty low bar what you say from okay if you say he’s the best passing punter in the entire league sure I’ll go with that and he probably is one of the best passers in the entire league I mean that guy he’s like the guy for fake punts 15 out of 26 in his career as a passer like he’s better than go for that completion percentage right now yeah Jak Kan getting a chance in New Orleans today he’s like all right I take Johnny hecker’s career line today absolutely yeah that was really weird kind of the uh third down back who also averages six yards a carry oh wow really yeah well yeah he goes in a lot on Third and 18 and they uh do the draw play also I’ve been blessed to go to enough Cowboys camps that like half the team can throw a 50 yard spiral like Dez was the be had the best arm on the team yeah he was great Cole Beasley had who’s their other former receiver threw one this week Cedric Wilson yeah you see that I did not yeah speaking of Jay Kaner yeah he threw a touchdown and then the Saints um you know this game isn’t much but Karissa how about that Saints game you see the way that ended pretty sweet um they actually scored a game time touchdown excuse me they’re down seven against Washington Pat I knew Washington won uh scored a touchdown did the back shoulder the the thing in the you know short pylon corner of the end zone um tried going for two with the exact same play and they were like yeah we know your only play here is that’s tough and didn’t get it so they tried to win the game going for two which you should do if you’re New Orleans although gosh it’s the same year that we were sitting here going my God this New Orleans is unbelievable yeah Derek Carr finally like he’s put it all together who’s their offensive coordinator uh next Cowboy head coach perhaps I definitely said that they were putting up 50 a game after two games the first game was against the Panthers right yeah and we were like okay it’s just the P but once they did it to the high and mighty Cowboys my God this is a and then I think they lost eight games in a row fired their head coach and now they’re yeah now now Jake is alleging that perhaps Mike McCarthy is the that’d be the one team that would actually hire Mike McCarthy I could see it and it was I think it gamer gamer what a stud I’m trying to take my headset off not hearing the cough I was I was just checking in on updates but it was Rattler down the stretch for them not haer I don’t know if anything happened to him or he just sucked I mean he went four 10 yanked yeah technically Olson’s correct that he would have taken a 15 of 26 line yeah I think jamus got yanked oh no I think a bunch of quarterbacks got yanked this weekend so I don’t know what you want to do about that not much I want to uh play you a piece of audio again I know we don’t want to go too long and all that kind of stuff but I’m not this isn’t going to be relevant when I get back I’m going to be uh I’m going to Clemson for my daughter’s graduation will this be your last time going there um well she’s staying because she’s still working with the football program as an intern so she’s staying for another semester so I might go in the summer to uh help her move out of there or whatever the orange white game action yeah you know oh she was all excited too because she’s getting an ACC Championship Ring nice that’s cool like as a member of the band you would never get yeah stuff like that but she’s now like in the football program maybe she’ll uh get to see Quinn there next year that’s right he might surprised so is the reason he might stay in college football because his stock dropped so much from the beginning of this year at the end yeah he might be able to make a lot of money doing it yeah and they’re ready for Arch and Austin so he’s he’s either going to the draft or he’s going somewhere else yeah like there’s no they couldn’t believe it like Arch is being so cool up to this point there’s no way we tell Arch I need AR is probably better than him yeah he’s been banged up for sure Quinn yes i’ I’d like to see him get another full healthy year um but yeah I want yeah he could probably make more then if he was a third round draft pick yeah no doubt yeah interesting interesting um anyway so this is the owner of the Washington Mystics in the WNBA did you guys read the Caitlyn Clark uh interview it very long I’ve read the quotes okay and I’ve read people being mad about it one way or the other it shocks me when I open it up it’s Time Magazine she’s athlete of the year and you open it up and it says that was actually once Hitler uh I think he was Man of the Year ah um time athletes man athlete of the year and it says 35 minute read when you open it up you’re like Jesus how long and it’s really it is really long it took me like seven sits to uh to read it anyway good article um I do think it’s incredible the Caitlyn start Clark Story I remember when we all kind of were learning about her some college uh May probably Junior at the time like I didn’t catch wind of her till she was like a junior and it was like maybe it was Bob or somebody saying hey you need to see this uh college basketball chick I personally know that Bob was really into it because it was hilarious to me because he would always for some reason joke with me about like boy you’re probably really into pumping up the WNBA and women’s basketball right you’re woke guy you’re you’re liberal I’m like I actually could I mean I I hate it okay so he thought that for real no it’s just doing the thing where he was like oh yeah you’re this guy that guy and I’m like no I don’t know who this woman is at all and he’s like okay you’re pretending you don’t know and then like every three days he’d come in and be like did you see what you did I’m like no still no but he was ahead of the curve on it well and so that made me slightly ahead of the curve uh for the regular population uh just because she was launching logo 3s and drilling them and it’s like this is really cool yeah like it’s amazing and she had swag too she’s s talker yeah and so you know um you know I was amazed by the guy uh one of the ball kids was doing that when he was in high school and it’s you know it it draws you to it so anyway she’s uh been very exciting then obviously the rest of the world picked up on it as she’s a senior uh as a junior I think the end of the junior year is where they were in the national championship against LSU lost that’s where the angel Reese the Rivalry um whole thing started pointing at her ring finger uh turned her into the villain turned Caitlyn Clark into the uh the good guy uh so happened that Kon Clark also white villain black uh that ended up becoming part of the whole narrative I think part of the whole narrative throughout this year too then has been oh she’s white and we’re giving her a lot of Pub because she’s white which I think is ridiculous only because um you know we see white basketball players and what but Steph Curry changed the game because he’s playing and Caitlyn Clark probably was you know a huge fan of Steph Curry and that’s how her game developed by emulating Steph Curry I would guess oh no doubt Trey young Caitlyn Clark but Steph Curry became more popular than anyone and he’s black and it didn’t matter there’s plenty of white players we could get excited about but we’re excited about that style of play we’ve never seen anything like that we don’t see people launching logo 3es and making them consistently that is what’s exciting and I would say if Britney Griner was the one doing that we would all be really into Britney Griner right now I’ll give you another example um most exciting and and captivating baseball star we have going right now A famously Caucasian shoh Otani yeah do you think it’s because of his his race or it’s just like man never seen that before but if he was white you’d be like there a ton of people saying oh because it’s a he’s white yeah right and so I think that’s ridiculous and you’re probably saying it too because the most popular player becomes uh you know is white in a league where white is the minority and so oh it must be then just because they’re whites no man she’s awesome it’s it’s it is exhilarating to watch a game with her like I’ve tuned into the the Indiana games this year occasionally and when you do like she’s doing her passing her dribbling like her ball like she is Steph Curry it’s it’s amazing to watch and yeah she has swag and all that kind of stuff so anyway and like who’s the MVP the is it aha Asia as Asia Asia Wilson yeah I think she was the MVP for the third time this year who’s probably she’s probably a better player but she’s probably you know Tim Duncan was also like a great player and no one ever bought Tim Duncan shoes or anything like a poster nobody cared and it wasn’t because his color it’s because the the style of play wasn’t great hold on I’m a gamer boy you know he could have called and sick today I could have stud stud anyway so here’s the uh co-owner of the Washington Mystics she is a black lady she was on CNN or CNN Britain or whatever the hell that the pl person interviewing her is a Brit so don’t be turned off by that I’ll try um now you’re gonna tell me it’s a woman yeah it has taken the WNBA almost 28 years to get to the point where we are now and this year something clicked with the WNBA and it’s because because of the draft of the players that came in it’s just not Caitlyn Clark it’s reys we have so many so much talent out there that has been unrecognized and I don’t think we can just pin it on one player there has been I’m G tell you what you can absolutely pin it on one player if she wasn’t involved in this at all and it was just uh you’re Cameron Brink and uh Angel Ree and the usual susp you know because Britney Griner was a big story when she came out not as a uh person who dates ladies but when she came out uh into the draft it was a big story but it died down pretty quickly and we’re all aware that Britney griner’s out there but no one’s gonna like I gotta see every Britney grinder game now I will tell you this if Britney grinder is throwing down five Tomahawk dunks a game we’d be all going like if if if there’s a somebody doing an anomaly type of a thing uh you you’re going to be really into it and like I said If Britney grinder is shooting logo 3es and wagging her finger or whatever you’re going to be really fired up about Britney Griner has nothing to do with uh the color of her skin in my opinion um it’s not even an opinion it’s just an objective fact uh oh you’re willing to go there huh but it is really weird this race war that it does seem even black I don’t know if you say black players and I don’t know what to judge based on Twitter because you know that can give a really loud voice to a very small amount of people and that’s not fair but this is the owner of one of the teams saying this trying hard to let everybody know hey yes the WNBA it’s unbelievable like we’re on a map we’re like people know who we are it’s we’re a bit mainstream we’ve done better financially than we ever have I just want you to know it’s not just because of Caitlyn Clark what’s wrong with saying it’s because of Caitlyn Clark she goes on there has been you know this phrase has been couched hasn’t it the Caitlyn Clark effect why do you think that has been the case well I want to be very diplomatic about this um it’s just the structure of the way media plays out race I’m going to be very honest media um I feel really bad because I’ve seen so many players of color that are equally as talented and they never got the recognition that they should have and I think right now it is time for that to happen so last night we read Time Magazine where Caitlyn Clark was named athlete of the Year why couldn’t they have put the whole WNBA on that cover and said all right stop it right here ridiculous we’re gonna keep going but oh imagine that as Michael Jordan once again again when Sportsman of the year for Sports Illustrated they did that back then maybe Time Magazine probably been doing athlete of the year I don’t know I think once it was [Laughter] stallin why couldn’t it be all dictators yeah like I mean the whole Eastern block get all together right wh why do we have to focus just on one guy I mean Chile Hitler killed a lot of people too like isn’t that like yeah they put the entire NBA on there with Jordan I that’s ridiculous obviously like understand how to Market Market what you got here and it’s not like you’re starting uh new you’re starting after lots of other sports leagues have already gone through this and that and we’ve seen how it and like the NBA really hit on something when they decided to Market their Superstars and it really really really worked like look at that versus the NHL which doesn’t really Market Superstars well enough or what MLB is trying to do right maybe there’s a lot of different reasons but anyway let’s just hear the rest of what she this idiot had to say Caitlyn Clark was named athlete of the Year why couldn’t they have put the whole WNBA on that cover and said the WNBA is the league of the year because of all the talent that we have because when you just keep singling out one player it creates hard feelings and so now you’re starting to hear stories of racism within the WNBA and I don’t want to hear that we have got to operate and become stronger as a league and respect everybody that’s playing we got to stop with this MVP yeah I got an idea why you stop keeping score yeah why why have a score like because other player that makes people feel bad at the end of the game feel like loser points yeah everybody on the court played just as hard as everyone else what about every shot count is a made bucket yeah yeah so I I don’t know I did you see like Community notes piling on this lady too like love Community notes saying it’s not just the WNBA or it’s not just Caitlyn Clark like the Washington Mystics um I think entire attendance this year oh it was within yeah yeah like 33 % of it was uh games against Caitlyn Clark wow yeah so like they’re getting a thousand people going to games unless Caitlyn Clark is there they’re getting 15 out you know so I am aware and sensitive to the fact that you know do any content analysis of the local news or whatever and you’ll pretty quickly become aware that minorities are portrayed in a more exaggerated negative of light than majority groups in the media they just are that’s something that is true but you can still acknowledge that while saying this is not the case here for all the reasons you laid out and I don’t know I mean Charles Barkley sometimes says stuff that I disagree with but do you remember when he went off on this a few months ago no because I guess there were there were starting to be you know some murmurs of some players that were like oh we’re tired of all the attention she gets and his whole bit was like you’re flying commercial without her yeah and there were a couple people who came out were like actually that was already in the works we’ve been lobbying for private plane travel for forever um but yeah there was also I recall a couple Tik Tok videos of of maybe her team on the private plane where they’re all like dancing and eating the private plane you know the the charter plane food like we have on Stars trips and they’re all like thank you clay uh Caitlyn like they joke about it they’re gonna make more money because of her it’s like people being mad at Tiger right and you know he was only popular because he was the minority group that uh being represent no because he was totally awesome and yeah all the players upset that tiger didn’t pay his dues and tiger didn’t they all were making double what they were making uh you know three years prior to that now see I I didn’t read the article but I thought that it seems to me the focus is her feeling like she needs to atone for being white which certain people have a very severe dog whistle for that where once you say anything like hey you know life might have been a little easier for me because I’m white some people simply will not entertain that idea right and that apparently got a lot of people really really fired up right she said I’ve I realized I have privilege white guilt like oh no I just I think that it’s pretty obvious that yeah if you’re part of a majority group there little on average life will be a little bit smoother for you and that is just some people you say that and it’s everything else shuts down yeah that was a big part of the yeah the today and Twitter discourse on this whole thing but I thought that owner was an idiot um well also with 2.24 billion dollar in Revenue last year I’d like to nominate the NFL for League of the year yeah if if I may you know they’re probably better leagues of the year now why though hold on let’s just break this down that would make the other leagues feel bad for not being League Of The Year What If Sports are the athlete of the Year well but then we can’t do that to the Arts oh yeah they may be upset oh uh I got a phone call from science what if all like to be a mix what if all humanity is the athlete of the year I got the aliens like every uh yeah why are you uh award Al phobic every molecule in the universe don’t forget about the dogs yeah molecule is a Dei higher did you see John fedman had a sports bet I did man it’s a big man he’s he’s really been trending down with me and my fellow Communists for some time now and this this didn’t do him any favors why he wear sweats to I know he beat Dr Oz which was cool but Dr Oz back doored his way into a much more important role now what’s he doing something doctor-ish yeah anyway you bet the Philly mayor uh the mayor of Philadelphia uh something over the Steelers uh Philadelphia game one thing was that you had to Proclaim that I I don’t know what sheets or Wawa are I know Wawa what is it it’s just like a their upscale I don’t know if it’s upscale but like a gas station that has good food okay they have like really good sandwiches okay so apparently sheets then is one that’s located in Philly and you have to Proclaim that sheets is better um and but the big thing is she would have to wear a Steelers hat all day what but luckily she won’t have to I think uh Federman will have to wear an eagle’s hat all day how’s it gonna rebound from that what are we doing I still doing all this yeah that’s tough sometimes it be your faves but uh is is uh Sports mayor really upset that the Cowboys aren’t good this year oh my gosh you think he’d be betting every game are we doing uh oh SMU is not in the play wait SMU is in the playoffs of oh dude trust me if he hasn’t already who do they got Boise State or Pinn State Pinn State pin in the first round boy state has a buy they would play them next he’s not betting against Penn State you think he’s said smart he’s he knows what he’s doing I think Any Given Sunday they play Saturday probably that can’t be that big of a spread dude pit state is not that good I just got in a pool I’m in Jared’s pool did you get a talk I didn’t want to be in it games yeah I tried to avoid it dude and then he uh he kept hitting me like and then he texted me he was cuz he emailed out the thing and it said look I’m not going to go chasing after people if you want in you want in and then he texted me hey are you in I’m like all right because he’s Jared he asked for something I give it to him this is not his charity thing I know but it’s I just I just like supporting things that he wants to do anyways so now you gotta you gotta bet on like the mayonnaise bowl and you got to pretend to know about I hope it’s just a playoff bowl or a playoff pool it said cfp pool I didn’t look into it I just said okay you said you’re Jared and you’ve asked me like three times so yes um should we go into the news sure the news brought To Us by Frankle and Frankle personal injury attorneys uh 214 or 817 3333333 if you get in into an accident you want to call Frankle and Frankle um they will fight for your rights fight for what you deserve fight against those insurance companies so uh please just keep them in mind personal injury attorneys they’re local they’re the best When you call you will talk 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lives Abundant Life Christian School in Madison Wisconsin it was a student uh six shot two dead I don’t know if that includes the shooter as part of the two but the shooter is also questionable to return to the Mortal coil do you hope it involves the shooter um interesting are you allowed to pray for someone to have been shot well I think it was self-inflicted oh I’m saying I don’t know if that num he’s dead you got to watch out playing with guns man yeah I’m just I’m not sure if there were two plus him or if it was yeah um hm well so three total that’s what I’m saying is I’m trying to figure it doesn’t say like is that even a school shooting well six people got shot at a school so by just about the broadest of definitions yes like are School shooters going for like records and stuff it’s not fortnite well I don’t know like if you are a school shooter are you like looking at the ogs that came before you and you’re like okay yeah like because right now a lot of the thing it used to be in the past like oh man they’re they want their uh moment in the sun they don’t even get that right like this stuff doesn’t even get a mention anymore across the like it won’t make the national news will for for one night but that’s it yeah unless it’s you unless you have something extra wacky about you you know like uh like he wore a uh Mavs man uh out that would probably do it yep Ry oh that would be the only way they’d get rid of Rowdy oh my gosh if he like shot up a crowd or something they would never you couldn’t bring back another Rowdy right uh yeah I think you found the breaking point you would never have another Rowdy and I’ll tell you what and overshown to be number zero yep like ah or does is he even kind of like it’s cool actually now or would you just like change Rowdy into badass Rowdy but a teardrop on him get rid of he he can’t be yeah he’s in prison no prison Rowdy head shaved mean look on his face I think pedo Rowdy might get it retired if he was busted yeah no but he asked to be busted in the costum I know in the van though like so Chris uh Hansen don’t you what are you doing here just smiling yeah he’s got that big GR on his face like Rowdy I’ve got the chat logs and they like show him at the computer and it’s all blurred but you can clearly tell it’s Rowdy and Jerry’s like boy I tell you and he was one of the best rowdies we had too he was just a little funny Rowdy little funny business there yeah I think we found like the only two ways to get rid of Rowdy to get rid of Rowdy so if anybody wants to frame rowdy there you go that actually wouldn’t be a bad mayor bet though like if you had to not to be a pedophile or a murderer but if you had to bet to dress up as the other team’s mascot and perform in game sirer which one is surer again I think that’s the Panthers okay I like that okay so the mayor of Philadelphia has to dress up as rowdy yeah or and run around all game or Eric Johnson has to put on the big bird thing and run around up there that’d be cool or just do their duties like they have to be in on council meeting dressed as the Big Bird that’s pretty good but with his head this sounds like a jolly time three escaped juveniles from a uh juvenile juvie in granberry were later captured in Hutchin it’s about 80 miles away they made it all through yesterday and into this morning on foot uh they they on foot but they then stole a couple cars I’d like to see their steps geez yeah like Marathon you’re telling me that’s that’s gonna get me 35,000 well I think it’s about 20 thou 10 miles was like 20,000 maybe yeah so wait that means one mile is 2,000 something like that I think okay uh they escape 15 16 and 16y old stole a vehicle and several firearms and then committed an armed robbery uh which was botched at a gas station in Dublin Texas home of the Dr Pepper Dublin Dr Pepper it wasn’t really botched right you were just saying that for me uh well I mean I don’t sure Dan did they commit the robbery well they TR yeah I mean they did but they got caught oh okay it was a botch Robert I thought you were doing a what Hood County breaking news chimes in oh yeah granberry Alice said whoever helped them escape and with jackets guns car also need to be prosecuted just the same at these ages all need to go to boot camp for two to five years learn a trade discipline respect for the law and how to become a responsible person save their lives and others seven American flag emojis you got to go seven yeah boot camp l for five years like isn’t boot camp what you do like just to get you ready for the yeah military so like but five years of it well if you notice she had some vocational training mixed into this program there so I think there’s well learn a trade like what yeah I mean that’s a good way to go dude oh yeah there was a coyote spotted by Acton Middle School be on the lookout this is you know news people need to know I thought this this part of the story jumped out at me as well in the what’s next portion of this Fox 4 news story all three will be charged with first deegree felony Escape that’s a good one because it doesn’t even really say from prison or from a detentional center or detention center it’s just like man we got to charge this guy with Escape what are you in for he got out uh let’s see here did we talk last week about how they stopped showing Luigi’s face we did right I was thinking about that when we talk we were talking shoot School shooters and because he’s too hot yeah the New York Times an internal memo was circulated to one of the substacks that I follow had you know he’s the one who first got his Manifesto he had this memo I was like look I think we can all agree this is not good to be showing him because everyone’s so wet yeah I think you did mention that last week okay I couldn’t remember but I don’t know that it makes a lot of sense in the age of social media I’m not sure that it does either like oh I didn’t see him in the times okay don’t know what he looks like yeah I mean it’s I another thing I saw this weekend is uh some DJ at a nightclub which appeared to be geared towards people between like 17 and 22 he was playing uh Miley Cyrus song and with just images of Luigi up on screen like pulsating to the to the beat people were super stoked on it yeah uh this will be a fun uh let’s see if Dan is interested in this story this actually happened in grap Vine eleny Simonson 29 years old of Grapevine was arrested on Friday she’s a former Lewisville ISD teacher she’s been arrested charged with sexual assault of a child and having a proper uh improper an improper relationship with a student yeah did you get the name yeah I got the name I just like to have him weigh in on these things it does say that the crimes occurred in 22 and 23 did you think that she just wakes up in fear every day since then like since you broke it off and she’s thinking okay we’re good I got away with it what do you mean damn what you said that out loud I’m on board okay the luckiest boy in the world and our different pictures though I guess it’s tough our uh drone update or updates for the weekend uh I’m pretty fully convinced now that they’re searching for a nuclear bomb somewhere is that where you are copelan dirty bombs yeah a lot of drone stuff this weekend yeah guys coming out that work with drones their theories drone guy a kind of new sword Guy new age sword guy yeah yeah so all these uh various politicians in that part of the country except I’d like to be drone guy a little bit like I like drones I would not have been shocked you might not remember it but I would not have been shocked if there were a time where you were like I’m gonna get a sword I’m not I don’t feel like I was ever sword guy okay like that’s the difference between you had like you had a bird I did have a bird I was a little kid smok we into history but I I just I mean I had a tiny helicopter many many years ago like I I was I was I had one of the first drones I would say wow remember when you were at the mall and you walk through there and they’d have that thing sick like I remember buying that for myself for Christmas many many years ago like this is what I want I want to play with a little uh flying thing and they’re cool and now they’re like real badass and film [ __ ] and you oh the some of them have features where you can uh just click of a button wipe out entire Villages of Edison people I didn’t see that one for sale it might be a modification okay aftermarket sort of thing uh but this is a really weird story because the government is basically like I don’t really know like the White House spokesperson Federal go us uh Homeland security secretary tells George Stephanopoulos who Trump I believe called sloppy opoulos uh there’s no question that people are seeing drones but I want to assure the American public that we are on it we are working in close coordination with state and local authorities and it’s like you’re on it this the most powerful military in the history of the world how is there any delay in between on it and figured out unless there’s unless you’re involved right did you see the Trump uh now people are shooting at them which is awesome that’s exactly how I expected that to go that’s what you would do uh Trump even said were you about to say something about Trump it’s different than what you’re about say okay yeah so drones were spotted over his golf course up there Bedminster where a lot of people think that his ex-wife is buried along with a lot of documents well I think one of them they actually did barrier and publicly said that they did yeah because it got him a tax break yeah that’s right yeah yeah I won’t spend the weekend in Bedminster I’ve decided to cancel my trip when asked if he had received an intelligence briefing on the drones Trump said I don’t want to comment on that this isn’t the president Alex first comments on the Drone mystery quote this is from truth social on Friday let the public know and now otherwise shoot him down and I’m with him did you see his I I maybe it was from that true social but I think I saw it on Twitter his uh drone tweet dude the one with Chris Christie certified Banger is just dropping McDonald’s he’s just all sad fats in there fat eatting God that’s it’s just just absolutely no regard for polite Civil Society no oh but seriously though folks what are we doing with these things so do you guys they’re looking for nuclear like terrorists who have brought in nukes or something what country or whatever they could be buried somewhere they could be deep deep into the water I don’t know but why why would we not why would we not know what’s happening right away how can this go on for weeks and we’re like that’s that’s weird what’s the answer we’re going to figure it out because there’s I think a lot about alien invasions or alien contact rather than invasions this is probably the way I think it would happen I don’t think it would be a leftovers cataclysmic type event where suddenly the four of us are sitting here talking and you’re like they’re here I think it would be something like this it’s a little more subtle well they are all of a sudden here though there was no I’ve been seeing it for years traveling towards us because that’s a good yes but there’s not like a um a mother ship that is covering an entire city that on day one vaporizes like the Hollywood sign which you would see that coming from a long way away right this is kind of just like Hey we’re we’re we’re in the neighborhood I think whoa I think it’ll be some kind of a a Spore or some kind of a just a small very very small microbiotic uh type thing that’s traveled across the universe in some way thus making it eligible for person of the year that’s right all right that’s why they’re on their way to protest this uh clear racism that is giv it to uh what’s her name there’s the news oh if you accidentally left your car seat in the Walmart parking lot I turned it in this morning why you just took the car seat out and they took a picture of it’s right here next to the cart return also this person put a picture of a dead cat said I found this on the side of the road it must have been hit by a car I’m so sorry for your loss and they put a picture of it really dark also congratulations to Josh on your Jiu-Jitsu black belt we got a picture of here with his certificate big step uh today’s viewer male birthdays will be sponsored by Fair that’s right Fair Le fair.org they’ll handle the whole transaction start to finish for you yep it’s right there thank you it’s right there fair.org they do trade-ins too they do get Great Value dear Ben Franklin I’m glad I jumped on the first Innovative webbased email supplier 25 years ago hotmail.com knowing it would ensure this email would get to you in 2024 happy birthday to amazing lady DF Kelly M AKA Kell doing doing things on X oh yeah I know her happy birthday Kell she’s a day one number 48 wow she holds it against my lowly number 223 subie count she’s also longtime diard igb supporter uh biggest Dallas sports fan I know especially the Stars she had more fun going to a Stars game getting a picture with Bob and Dan then going to her senior prom oh I venmoed Blake to get a prime position in the birthday reads before you start to yada yada the emails more soroy and Alamo Draft House dumb Zone events from AC AC said 10% greetings to the great clino like to wish my dear friend Dan Smith happy Kurt Schilling birthday 38th like KK KB Street he too lost a dog recently but did not get a note of condolence from Joe Brandon uh his leaders are Ken Paxton’s getaway driver scammers who Target Crypt Bros and the pole assassins pet monkey Gia more dingo introductions of guests and more Jimmy Nelson hypotheticals about loving men to completion Les Sarah heppa from Trey M hey Dan Monday is my birthday I’d love it if you could close the show with William Pace singing me happy birthday as long as you don’t have anything better planned actually Joe Brin I do have something better planned for today at least so I can give you this happy Birthday to you happy Birthday to happy birthday to the dong happy birthday to [Music] you incredible that’s for Joe Breslin Eagles fan but still a good dude I feel like in the next five years you’re going to be an Eagles fan it would have happened already if it didn’t if I wasn’t fully in with chip they’re very impressive yeah they’re just I mean how do they how do they do it how how how do they manage to add free agents and and draft good players and finally dearest Colonel Angus say it like your Colonel Sanders if you need help figuring it out no I’d like to wish my big gay pal PC bro fighting texag class of 2013 Dave Dave um Jake is his fertility Brethren and Blake his Halo 3 leader hash shoty Snipes was the game mode you had a shotgun and a sniper it was tactical no double barrel Trail off uh celebrating is Walter pton or Paul Pierce birthday he’s a great dude he moved his family and life halfway across the country just so his daughter who was born deaf not gay and blind could go to the best school possible what a guy that’s pretty cool dude now Dan here is where you can give your obligatory talk on how great whatever that gay ass superhero show is from nurse Thomas PS if you ever need an expert on cardiovascular ICU nursing good bit very specific the dumb Zone presents today in history I may force a video on you guys at the end of this just go long today yeah I’m ready because we’ll probably be short the next few days there’s a Big Mac hole in our heart I’ll give you a hole yeah today is Monday December 16th you’re offering a okay you’re he’s offering for me to have sex with him Oh it sounded like what a stud well it depends not all the holes would equal sex right bu well it’s not what the judge says giving us your ear perhaps is the ear a whole it feels not on this day in 1773 it was the Boston Tea Party American colonists boarded a British ship and dumped more than 300 chests of tea into the Boston Harbor to protest tea taxes pretty baller we could never do that again um you might want to check what happened roughly four years ago we were like what if we just stormed Congress okay yeah dude I mean don’t short sell us still got we can dust the cleats off if we need to on this day in 1972 the Miami Dolphins became the first NFL team to go undefeated and untied in 14 regular season games you know what I didn’t really pay much attention to I’d seen it written in stories a few times but had never gone back and read about it is how much Don schula really didn’t like Bill bich yeah I’ve recently heard that yeah it just kept showing up in stories so finally I’m like let me read it and it was all over Spygate and he kind of implied that belich might have been Shady on a couple of other points thus the thinking that belich was going to come back to for no other reason than to beat him she like who’s clocking Don schula’s opinion on stuff like that I don’t know well I think bel’s desire was to come back for no other reason than to beat him but starting that way although I guess it’s showing that he has a desire just to coach unless he thinks I got to at least get in the booth or in the on the sideline to be offered another coaching job weird stepping stone very weird uh this day 1979 Barry Breman Barry Breman the well go ahead he’s a frankster yeah he’s John 316 right is that him too or is he Rainbow Man well he at this on this day he wore a Cowboys Cheerleader uniform and had attempted to join the team during a uh Cowboy V Redskins game and then he was forcibly removed be by security wearing a blonde wig padded bra and extra- llarge Dallas Cowboy cheerleader uniform padded bra well I guess he had a big bra on but then had to put something in it because he was a dude I know your generation thinks dudes and women are the same but back where I’m from but was a security guy gonna like oh you’re cheerleader because you have boobs yes like that was the final piece of that puzzle apparently they they were able to sniff him out removed by security sued by the team for trespassing um publicly they called him a pervert and they tried to have him banned from any future Cowboy game and a famous divorce on this date I read about this in my book in her book I should say in 2005 Jessica Simpson and Nicolas split up due to irreconcilable differences and if she hadn’t done that then I never get to read about her and Tony Romo so I’m glad it didn’t work out today’s birthdays include former Ranger Billy Ripken is 60 he would play Madden as himself and like played on really easy so he would just throw like 15 touchdowns with himself in a game Romo now Billy Ripken uh brother of Cal do you know about his baseball card Blake search Billy Ripken baseball card it’s like a wiener or something right what’s the deal no it’s a legendary baseball card so the the what do you call the bottom of a bat knob yeah I guess the knob the knob the handle like on the very bottom okay says [ __ ] face yes it’s written on there and for some somehow it got past the Fleer police and this became the baseball card was immediately recalled but I guess that’s probably a pretty valuable card going for 400 bucks on eBay right now you can retire on that William The Refrigerator Perry is 62 actually weighed 198 pounds that’s right Clemson great Paul D podesta 52 uh pizzagate I don’t know what that means it’s a different guy okay Paul deesa was Moneyball guy who is now like the brown in charge of the brown yeah like he’s the Moneyball guy who was he like oh yeah Deshawn Watson do it uh absolutely yeah but he just got extended along with or got some level of extension with stefansky which I saw some people who write about the Browns saying was kind of a nod to like the owner being basically saying like yeah we did you didn’t really the GM and the coach did get or extended right before whatever yeah Andrew Barry John podesta is the guy who was involved in Comet Ping Comet pingpong did he shoot it up no he was the chief like the chief of uh Hillary staff or something just stop knowing who chief chief why know hot carl Candace Crawford 38 not only a beauty pageant winner Romo’s wife but the real life sister of Chase the Deep the Deep how’d you know that oh because you are the Deep that’s right uh let’s see couple of musicians Benny Anderson from ABBA 78 Billy Gibbons from Blake Cy top yes 75 Scott Storch 50 whoa hold everything that was on my GBL list did we get him no he’s very reclusive he got very addicted to drugs but basically who is he so all the keys from like Dre 2001 a lot of the Eminem albums he was a super musician for hip-hop and he was a little white kid in like the early 2000s I mean every single like legendary riff from that time piano was him and he got really addicted to cocaine there was a documentary about him but like uh produce Still Dre boy look at this list Make It Rain thato featuring L you know what never mind you think he knew Ed Lover it’s disrespectful comedian JB smoo 59 yeah I don’t know I mean moments first first guest I ever booked oh yeah really for bad radio anyways he was he was a lot I knew that was going poorly when Dan left the room the second the segment ended and didn’t come back in until sometimes you don’t like to talk during the break yeah but that one was pretty abrupt I think my first guest was the guy that’s saying grandma got ran over by reindeer slow start you know you can’t always judge judge the the horse out of the gate was Co you made up for it with uh the capital Rider that was a big one got in a lot of trouble and I get a call but it was worth it that a capital Rider is in the [Music] waiting he looked at me and said I thought we want a big guest that that got the buzz going got the internet going looked at me and he said go get your insurrectionist from the lobby they got Buzz going oh man that was engagement that was a fun meeting uh Kristen Ritter 43 uh she’s pretty great what was that show I never watched it but I appreciated that it was on was on Netflix Jessica Jones well she was Jane on breaking bed mhm Walter Let Die in her puke you love her yeah big fan Park June is 36 don’t know uh if this is a man or a woman but it’s a person who is in the movie parasite which was a great movie it was a great movie Theo James is 40 I don’t know which one he is but it says Cameron from White Lotus season two he’s the is he the hot guy uh uh yeah I mean he’s not my type but he’s the one who’s cheating on his wife all the time and she’s cheating on him so my wife loves this guy uh what’s the show um the gentleman oh I’ve heard about that I think that’s a Netflix show I bet your wife’s seen it you know they announced White Lotus season three yeah like February you know who’s in it no B who uh uh kri [ __ ] Walton gogins wow yeah among others are you just having trouble processing that or what’s what’s going on over there um my daughter wants like a cable so I’m trying to tell her to come up and get it now I’ll pop her on can I leave first they’ll be in Thailand for this season if you were wondering anything Walt goggin is good like find something that he’s in that he’s not good at like even I think major league three or something he’s good in great dude let’s see here sorry okay I’m telling her to come up um and time goote now type this in J yo TI J yo TI AMG is 30 she is the smallest woman in the world oh you want the cable now what do you want well come on up you want to throw on a headset say hello yeah throw on a headset real quick you GNA give her Michael’s headset I feel like I I feel like India which is where I assume this woman is from possibly uh racist on my behalf no she’s born in India I feel like they’re way more on board with c ating that these people are funny looking but making them famous for It Like This Woman’s on a red carpet look at her tiny little dress well we we had the Elephant Man right or was he England I don’t know where’s the Elephant Man from finds it funny she’s being held up here on the red carpet that’s a tiny that’s a tiny person that’s a full full grown person 18 in let me go back Michael I can’t who else do you think she uh don’t dude don’t even if your daughter weren’t up here just don’t what has consummated a marriage yeah I mean just like I said don’t there’s a lot wrong yeah yeah like if you’re the dude I’ve there’s a lot wrong with you unless you’re mini me or something yeah man sure it might be big to her she is married uh my daughter is here from college she just got here yesterday she drove across the country this is Eden one half of the duo so she’s not nearly as powerful on her own yeah when they’re together that’s how it works usually they um they cannot be stopped I’m very stoppable I’m very weak but you you’re giving a lack of confidence I’m giving you’re giving sick you wanted that you’re welcome he just wants to impress you means a lot what were we supposed to ask her about um OC hell I don’t remember how long was this a long time ago very recently I think I did ask you or did I asked uh Ava oh NPC you asked me oh yeah what’s an NPC yeah it’s yeah it’s just a non-playable character it’s just being so boring you kind of recycle dialogue you kind of can predict what they’re going to say you know they’ve got their their path through life their root you’re kind of an NPC you getat the same thing every day same shirts well if any of us is an NPC it’s me well I feel like you guys are Dan and Jake are the main characters I’m just your little NPC over here so do have you ever referred to somebody as an NPC no but have you seen that done online or something like yeah yeah okay that’s a derogatory thing if I was to call you and then that’s like putting you down yeah it’s mostly girls who like break up with their boyfriends they’re like oh he was an NPC I’m like you were with him so like a haircut he’s a haircut yeah he’s a haircut okay but that’s all that’s objectively that one’s old okay so if I start using that the kids will know I’m hip yeah instead of calling people haircuts all the time like you usually do yeah Joe Davis he’s an NPC complete haircut yeah the the announcer yesterday yeah um born on the stay now dead Beethoven honestly bro don’t even ask because I’m gonna not 1590 give me one year one year that he was alive e no okay no hold on let’s think about this because do you know this stems from our thought of uh I’ll say born on this day now dead Picasso and they’ll be like oh my gosh he must have uh painted the 16 chap he was like the Picasso saw the Godfather in a theater yeah he was one of the 70 million who watched the finale of mash he’s pop culture literate but Beethoven play okay but if you said rembrand you’re like oh God then you’re like oh okay did he uh he played in the in the MSL or something no actually no yeah he he was alive in 1200 Beethoven I feel like we just learned that piano was primarily the Genesis of the piano was like the early 1700s but did beeen play a piano wasn’t he like deaf and stuff what do you mean by that was he deaf very hard of hearing or blind he got there he was he was rocking too hard he came yeah he was deaf at the end he turned off that iPhone thing that’ll tell you how your headphones to been a week F that thing I think Beethoven 1600s anyone else want to guess 17 1770 to 1827 yeah so really he only lived 57 years and then he was pretty badass must have been a big piano Guy uh Bill Hicks the stain now dead I’ve tried so hard to get you guys into him should I watch some Bill Hicks comedy this weekend it’s really really good it was before its time and Tom Brookshire he was Pat sell’s broadcast partner when he was out saucing up every night yeah that’s a sad story Pat got himself a new liver and it only made it like five years I think in we the alcoholics mind you’re like well when they give you a new liver you just kind of get to like yeah drink again just start at zero it’s like ringing out a sponge yeah but apparently not uh died on this day still dead we have Colonel Sanders second mentioned today and willhelm Grim from Grim’s fairy tales is that anything with the scream that’s something no not that’s not the will hommes scream but Grim’s fairy tales was a thing that I know for sure my mom grew up on and so I grew up on a little taste of it but I would guess by the time I got to my daughters no I’ve heard of like the brothers Grim yeah okay but it was like they’re pretty dark stuff it’s German very but I mean you ever read some of the like well because this is okay Hansel and gredle right yeah that’s extremely dark yeah yeah kind of a cannibal angle isn’t there yeah all of that all right Tom thumb and that was today in history pedophile are you looking for one of these cables like a USB to your uh phone thing or what no USB to USB USB to USB yeah I said extension this is riveting okay I don’t know that I have one of those but I bet Blake’s looking in his bag right now for one I well I don’t I would need it you know like to keep I would have it and I don’t want BL I’ll let him he might be able to lend us no no and we’ll just buy him a new one you want to show us a video while Eden’s here uh yeah why not let’s try a couple of them um but how’s she gonna see it though I don’t know all right let’s do the uh the Travis Hunter one first it doesn’t really matter look at the there’s simply no way so Travis Hunter won the Heisman Saturday night and the talk of the night was computer his girlfriend did you have you seen this video uh no but I’ve seen people talking about it so the first video that goes viral because there was actually two of them is he wins the Heisman and he’s there with Dion as coach obviously shadur as quarterback and Dion’s son and his girlfriend and his girlfriend is already the source of some controversy because they post videos of each other online arguing she seems to constantly be pissed off at it you’re aware of this Blake yeah she was leted on the field on one of the games and she got I mean when she was let down she was mad at him for some reason yeah she just pissed off at him all the time not really realizing the meal ticket that’s available here so in the video here you’ll see that Dion has to not only tell her to stand up he just won the godamn isisan trophy but also she’s the first one to sit down so it’s kind of like just not really getting when they’re doing the stand sit thing at church exactly that’s definitely me still sitting sitting I saw people complaining about uh janty and him not winning the Heisman and and comps for other years and running backs who have had this many yards and he’s got more and he’s even better than those running backs and I’ve seen complaints like uh Travis Hunter won the bitof award but he clearly wasn’t the best receiver with at least numbers wise yeah so I don’t know about the blit nikov because I don’t know how we can judge a receiver that doesn’t play same school I don’t know that’s a tough one the Heisman if you’re just like even the third best cornerback and the third best receiver but it’s all in the same year yeah I think you should be the Heisman winner I have no issue with him winning uh yeah it’s more just his his girlfriend seems to really hate him but because the internet’s the internet didn’t take long to find her now defunk 2020 only fans account oh okay she’s uh attempted to wipe the internet clean of that um I don’t know what was she doing uh did you know I didn’t just feet pick cuz you don’t have to you’re not necessarily having sex with people like that girl that had sex with 101 people no I think that the actual intercourse is an outlier it’s primarily were you aware of that story Eden the girl that had sex with 101 guys in a day now what what news sources am I browsing Twitter it big news just feels like it was everywhere no I don’t get pushed those sorry yeah I guess it’s just us the weirdos it’s whatever you’re interested in I guess uh do you want to play the other two well at least one of them I want to play the Tik Tock one because what we have here is a new fourstar recruit who has committed to Texas A&M his name is Brody is it hoggins what did I put in there Blake I just see TAMU new quarterback Brody Haggins and he has a Tik Tok I could have guessed his name is Brody he’s from Stevenville and this is the next A&M quarterback and he’s so A&M it’s perfect this is something he filmed and put up himself I catch my bre I keep chasing that [Applause] [Music] same oh my gosh that’s the future of college football right [Music] there down the same old [Music] daddy ain’t noing I he about sports at all right no I cannot wait for some like 63 240 pound kid from you know mobile to just break this idiot’s entire body you think they’re not gonna be putting that up on the Jumbotron that’s what I’m saying you’re the dude why what do you think about Luigi oh free free my guy Luigi um I don’t know I mean he did it but that’s not say I’m against doing it crack a few eggs to make anomaly you know what I mean yeah I mean they’re scared that’s good got to keep them scared treat them mean keep them Keen they say I’m not trying to get her kicked out of school that will not get me kicked out of my school you do go to it I don’t get you promoted yeah whatever well promoted can you get promoted in schoolo yeah yeah they give me my masters now yeah they make you a senior all right well that’s all I got you guys have fun please keep your eye out for this old little sheep dog on the side of the road he should be somewhere between the light at 377 in Temple Hall my 2-year-old threw him out the window I what a turn I myself am very partial to this little guy as he was mine since I was two and just sick that we can’t find him okay I got hold on hold on hold on it’s a little stuffed animal oh okay but if you’ve seen a little sheep dog by the HB I thought we had a herculan 2-year-old animals and also how old was this dog if she’s had anyways adios mofo we gotta go before this becomes a zoo thank you for watching my video subscribe and type for my name if you want to watch more of my videos [Music] ah a [Music] [Music] [Music] h [Music]

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