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There is only one John Kruk. Sit back and enjoy his hilarious quips and quotes from the 2024 season! #RingTheBell #Phillies …
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matter if it hit head foul Malachi with the call he don’t miss those I love that name it’s a good name when you and I have a child together we should name him Malachi if you and I have a child together then yes we can name it Malachi yeah he went around seven strikeouts I’m going to talk to this kid I ain’t got nothing else to do see if he can scare him [Music] hey you scared them you scared them K you he scared the poor kid look he’s [Music] looking one one is it foul it’s one and two [Laughter] he doesn’t know what to do anymore like he doesn’t know if he should go over there he is Je you’re making amends people helping people Tom but uh kids in school huh yeah man kids in school man I’m a dance dad now so I got to start moving these props one of my favorite shows Dance Moms oh it’s it’s on constant at the house is it really it’s a new season it’s a new season man see here’s my thought on this that show those women are nuts they are but here’s what would make it better if you were on it they need a dance dad on there just to offset those women but you got to get some testosterone this weekend it’s the hot and sexy chicken sandwich from Sal’s Pizza Works only available during the series don’t miss out join the fun at Coca-Cola Corner this weekend also the uh known as the Tom McCarthy sandwich hot and sexy come on like to see a nice hot and sexy ground ball to short stop right here just to wrap up this inning yeah I ever tell you about the playing the prison team in uh when I was playing a winter ball in Mexico we had an exhibition game every year against a prison team at the prison yeah I they let me lead off just to get me out of the way you know swinging the miss you know spring trainer let a guy lead off just so he can get another at bat or whatever it’s a strike out for Kyle but so so I go up there to bat the catcher don’t have any catcher gear on and I said you know he he spoke English too I said you you don’t have no gear he goes no no mask no nothing I’m like well I’m not going to hit with it dude ain’t got no catcher gear on right so we get an extra pair of our catcher had an extra set of gear so he let him use it so now I ask he keep it no but that I asked him I said I said it Lefty pitch and threw like hard that’s what reminded me of kid threw hard this pitcher so I asked the catcher I said I said what did he do he’s out he found his girlfriend cheating he burned up her car with her and her boyfriend in like oh my gosh so you then just did one two three strikes you’re out there’s a line drive to left field by Turner and that’s going to go all the way to the wall and Turner is going to Glide to second base he’s got his very uncomfortable at bat you’re you’re at that yeah yeah I would think so there’s probably a lot of things that were running through your head yeah like get me the heck out of here but then we went in there and ate with them afterwards in the prison in the thing right and they said when you walk in make sure you keep your hat your hand on your hat I don’t know I don’t get it you know man I walked and I I thought they were going to take patches of hair but they were trying to rip my hat off these prisoners I’m like CU they wanted the hat or your hair no Well the hat and I I told our manager I said we we can’t do this anymore I really I mean you know I love a good competitive game but this is like Survival Man Johnny Cash did it he went to the prison yeah he also had a boy named Sue and I am one pair of jeans and a t-shirt away from being on GQ I was in GQ once you were I don’t know why must have been a slow month for him or something they were all drunk I don’t know but we’re got to track that photo down yeah I got it next home stand I got to come in and vacuum I vacuumed yesterday I know but we had a little accident with the old Pop-Tarts Tom John how many Pop-Tarts did you have I didn’t have that many Teran thanks for asking going anywhere anyway somebody I ad it’s eating all the peach rings and the last peanut &em yeah someone left one peanut Eminem in that big jar one I don’t know who did that there’s a strike three call oh [Applause] no we have a it’s like we’re watching a episode of The Muppets that was like that was like my it’s like my hotel room at Magic Kingdom it was like your hotel or the animal kingdom Jacob Young’s he’s stripping out get your ones out boys oh yeah he’s got a great view there’s a Bouch at a short stop that only The Fanatic can see across the diamond in time and there’s one away I don’t know how he thinks of these things makes a Better Door than a window I will tell you that he gave him a do you give a do well he was stripping he was stripping in front of oh he’s got gifts he’s got gifts shot oh man oh it’s wait a minute I do we have to pay him for this bradl just told us what he is doing now it’s amazing he’s going for his PhD in archaeology what do we do what well what do we do we we get to tell people that Brad’s can get his PhD in archaeology and then uh and then let him go get his pH then let him go get his PhD and if he wants to bring it back you know and four to six years or whatever he said hopefully God willing we’re still here PhD in AR he’s going to Italy as part of the PHD program but like is he what’s he going to do is he going to go on like digs and stuff isn’t that what that’s called when they go look for look for that old stuff well Mike car our director just said he’s Indiana Jones that would be cool he could be Indiana Jones Harrison Ford’s getting up there yeah he’s he’s good looking enough I bet he’d look good in one of them leather hats too that Indiana Jones where’s Jamie let’s ask J J Jamie’s got to do something else CU he Brad’s going for his PhD Jamie Mo yeah well Jamie so oh Brad might be digging him up [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I’m sorry Jamie felll up to [Applause] the you want me to handle the rest of this inning or what no that’s good that’s okay that’s f buddy big fan of SpongeBob yep Patrick in the gang Squidward some people have told me that uh I remind them of Squidward of Squidward miserable the only thing is is I can’t play the uh the flute and just to clear it up yeah Squidward plays the clarinet I I got corrected by about 9,000 people on social media so all you all who want to correct a wind instrument well yeah that’s right who cares there are a lot of uh SpongeBob fans out there if you can play the clarinet you could probably play the flute too or the saxophone you play the clet play theh [Applause] they’re still cool spikes 63 years old and I get corrected because of an instrument good Lord
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